Let’s Get Ready to De-Age (Harry Potter fanfic) Summary: An abused Harry, a pregnant Hermione, and an abusive Ron, all in one. Chapter One: The Meeting Hermione walked out of the kitchen. Her stomach was starting to show since she was three months along. Ron had raped her in her last year of Hogwarts. But she was too afraid to tell him because he was a very abusive man and did twat to get in his line of fire. She walked through Diagon alley looking for things to furnish her home with for the baby. She found a very cute dragon crib that she bought and had shipped to her house. Hermione had wanted a little boy for so long she loved children so much. Harry was out helping some new first-year’s buy their supplies. Since Hagrid had been such a help to him he figured he would help them. He had three first-years with him and they all came over to him. ”Hello, Hermione,” Harry kissed her cheek, smiling. She blushed and hugged him. ”Harry, I didn’t expect to see you here; what are you doing?” Harry looked back at the kids.”Well, I’m helping out first-years whose parents are too busy to take them shopping for school supplies.” Hermione kissed his cheek.”Well, aren’t you just mister helpful,“ she smiled, playing with Harry. “So, do you need any help?” Harry smiled. “You know, I can always use a helping hand. Could you take these two to get owls while I take this one to get a book we forgot?” Hermione smiled happily. “Yes, it would be my pleasure; come on, kids.” The two boys came to her happily. “Harry, meet us at the leaky cauldron.” She took the children’s hands, walking with them through the people. “Stay with me, kids.” She the walked through the crowds with them is holding their hands like they were small children. She smiled, taking them to the owl store. The one boy smiled and took out his money and bought a spitting image of Hedwig. The other got one that looked like Ron’s bird but it was younger. “Let’s go children” she started walking behind the boy that had bought a bird like Harry’s and noticed he was wearing a diaper and it looked to be wet. She took both boys through the crowd and went to the leaky cauldron. She took the diapered boy by the hand and told the other boy to go and sit with Harry. Hermione took the boy to the bathroom. “Looks like you could use a diaper change, am I right?” He looked at her, astonished that she had figured this out. “Yes, but how did you know?” She laughed.”I’m a girl; I baby sat a lot. So why don’t you tell me why your wearing diapers then I’ll change your diaper.” He smiled and nodded.”I had surgery on my bladder so I can’t hold water until it heals.” Hermione smiled and waved her had and he was clean.”Now go out and sit with your friends.” She walked out with him and sat beside Harry. The parents came to get there children leaving Harry and Hermione alone at their table. Harry fiddled with something in his pocket. Chapter 2: Regression Potion When Harry was in his fifth year he had made a regression potion and it expiration was coming soon. He would need to use it. He knew that but he needed to find at least a mother to take care of him. He fiddled with it in his coat as he made small talk, and then excusing himself, saying he needed to be getting home. Harry went out the door and to his house. It was big and very lonely. He missed being able to be with his friends at Hogwarts. It seemed that Hermione was always busy and Ron had turned into a total ass. Harry fell asleep sucking his thumb. He had a horrible dream of abuse and beatings. His aunt and uncle had stolen his childhood from him by beating him and forcing him to be their slave. He had never let anyone know that and didn’t plan on doing it. either. Chapter 3: Abuse and Death and Agreements Hermione decided today was the day to tell Ron that she was pregnant. She came to her apartment and saw Ron, also seeing her apartment had been ripped through. Ron came at her. ”YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE JUST GOING TO TOWN FOR THINGS TWO MONTHS AND YOU COULDN’T FUCKING TELL ME!” He beat her across the face, slamming her to the ground he then kicked in her stomach and began pounding on her face. He then ran out and Hermione crawled to the phone crying as she picked it up calling the ambulance for saint Mungo’s. They came quickly, saving her. She was crying because her child was dead. That night Ron was put in Azkaban for the murder of a child (yeah I’m going to say murders murder and say you kill a baby inside a woman its murder. ) Hermione was crying and Harry came knocking at her door. ”Hermione, open up, it’s Harry. We need to talk.” Hermione thought about this but then opened it to be hugged by Harry. He hugged her and pulled her close, stroking her head. “Hermione I have a present for you.” He pulled out the potion showing her. She looked at it and realized what it was. “But Harry, that’s illegal. NO, I won’t let you.” Harry shook his head.”I am going to take a little trip to Egypt and get accidentally offed by a death eater. I bribed one into killing me-- or at least pretending to-- and all I do is take it with a bit of your hair and you’ll be my mom. I want to be normal so bad. Please help me, Hermione, this one last time!” Hermione kissed his forehead ad smiled.”Okay, okay, Harry, but I can’t afford to take care of a baby right now. I have all those medical bills and I have to fix the house. . .” Harry shoved a hand over her mouth.”You’re my beneficiary to my death. You get my home ,money , car ,everything.” She kissed him on the forehead.”Okay, mommy’s little Nash.” She kissed his forehead ad patted his back. “How far will it take you back?” Harry smiled.”To about 2 and a half.” Hermione smiled and looked at him. “The first weekend in of November we’ll do it, okay?” Harry nodded and hugged her happily. “You’re okay, right” Ron’s gone. He’ll never hurt you again.” Hermione held Harry close and imagined Harry at 2 running around she giggled and kissed his nose. “Can little Nash say mommy?” she teased. Chapter Four: The Death of Harry and Birth of Nash OCTOBER 31st FRIDAY Harry walked out of his house he had not told anyone but Hermione he was doing this as he drove to the airport he made sure that there was a paper trail of him going to Egypt. As Harry got on the plane he smiled and sat back. Harry got to Egypt and went to his hotel room the next day he would be dead to the world but alive to Hermione as Nash Granger he thought the name was cute and couldn’t wait to be Hermione’s little boy. Harry went and did all the tourist things like going to the pyramids and to the shops. Then he smiled, buying a beautiful necklace he found. He thought mommy would like it. He was starting to think like a little boy. NOVEMBER 1st SATURDAY he walked through the town and smiled. Finding the right building, he then walked up to a door in the death eater’s home and flicked his wand, opening the door. He then walked in, getting blasted out into the street into the crowds. He then dragged Harry inside the house where Hermione was waiting to take him home. She had a dead clone of Harry and had the death eater kill it. Then Hermione poofed home with Harry, hiding him while the oras took the death eater. NOVEMBER 3rd MONDAY- THE FUNERAL OF HARRY POTTER Hermione, along with everyone else, was at the funeral the following Monday. She was crying along with Hagrid and Lupin and everyone else. The savior of the magical world was dead. He had risked his life killing Valdamort but died while trying to rid the world of the death eaters. Dumbledore stood up and approached the preacher. "May I please speak?" "Yes, you may." Dumbledore cleared his throat. "Today we grieve over not the child who survived the killing curse, not the boy who killed Valdamort, but a friend to us all a protector. In earlier times they would have called him a knight. But now we have lost this great man who helped us all with so much, whether it was pushing the teachers to work him harder or it being helping a dear friend in need. Harry was always there for us. Now we see that he is done and we shall forever carry on his memory with this statue." He pointed to the statue over Harry’s grave that read, “For all your nobleness we thank you.” It had Harry standing there with his friends around him. "He will live forever in our hearts." Dumbledore began crying as he walked away. Harry took the potion and started to de-age. When he hit age two he got outside in dirty ripped clothes and found Hermione. She looked at the boy. "Oh honey, where’s your mommy and daddy?" He pointed to two dead bodies in the alley and looked up. "We were omess and ad no ere to tay and they ied and I ave no ommy or addy." The little boy then began crying hard and Hermione hugged him to her chest. "Don’t worry, I’ll take you in." Dumbledore appeared and smiled at Hermione. "Hermione, you’ll need to adopt this child. His parents have been dead but we could not find where this boy was.”he handed her some papers and whispered in her ear.”I know its Harry and I know what you to did and I’m going to help." Chapter 5: Hermione Adopts a Nash Hermione hugged Dumbledore as she took the papers. She had to get to a will reading at 5, so she figured that she would have to find a babysitter. "Professor, could I ask you a favor? I have to go to the will reading and I need a sitter and you’re one of few I would trust." Dumbledore nodded. "Come on, little one. Mommy needs to go do yucky grownup stuff. Why don’t I take you back to my house where you can play lots of fun games and stuff?" Nash went to Dumbledore and hugged him. "Grandpa," he hugged him tightly and Hermione giggled. "Yes, grandpa, why you take Nash to your home for a little while? I’ll meet you there later and we can have tea." Dumbledore smiled, kissing Harry’s (Nash’s) forehead as Harry smiled and yawned. "Oh professor, don’t forget he needs a nap at 1:00." It was now 12:45. Dumbledore poofed home and got Nash into a bath and bathed him, then put on some jammies and a nice fresh diaper and put him down on the floor. Dumbledore was a wiz with transfiguring stuff so he transfigured the guest bedroom into a full nursery. "Come here, Nash, time for your nap." Nash came over, putting his arms up. Dumbledore lifted him up, putting him in the soft crib tucking him in. "Night, Nash." He kissed him on forehead and Harry/Nash kissed Dumbledore on cheek. "Thank you for helping." Harry was asleep sucking his thumb.