    The Diapers in the Neighborhood - part 1

    	Jonathan Tey saw the moving van coming up the street. He
    looked at his brother, Jason and said, "I guess our neighbors are
    here. Think they'll have kids?" Jason said, "Do you think if they
    did, they would like us, Jon? They'll kid us, like others do?" Jon
    said, "If we are honest, Jas, we will get friends. Dad said that
    we have to be positive. Hey, look at the car. They got kids since
    it is a van."
    	They sat down in the lawn to see what the new neighbors had.
    Soon the moving van opened up. The movers were bringing in the
    kitchen table, some other things for the dining room, and soon the
    living room furniture. Jon and Jas were both getting bored
    watching and thinking to themselves, "I guess no kids there. Darn
    it." Soon, the movers took out 2 king sized waterbed mattresses,
    and then 3 twin sized mattresses. Jon and Jason looked at each
    other. The movers then took out some furniture and one chest
    looked like it was from a nursery.
    	In a Ford van, Greg said, "Mom, are we almost there? I need
    to pee." His mom said," Gregory Daniel Scotti, didn't you wear a
    diaper? You know how you wet when we are traveling!" Greg said,
    "Mom, I wore cloth today and only one. I didn't want to be called
    a baby if they see me with diapers on me. I want them to know that
    I'm a normal kid who needs diapers at night. Drew and Karl grew up
    with me, so I didn't care who knew." Greg sighed, then said, "I'm
    going to miss Drew and Karl. I hope I'll make some friends here.
    Have you seen the house?"
    	His mom said, "David and I saw it 2 months ago. It is a brand
    new 5 bedroom colonial. We modified it a bit so it is very nice.
    It looks like a nice small neighborhood of about 11 homes. At the
    end of the street is a green space with a pond."
    	David, his stepdad, said, "We have 2 1/2 acres. I might put
    in a garden railroad, between the house, the barn and the shed.
    Your model railroad layout will be in the barn."
    	Greg said, "When are you going to work on the garden
    railroad, Dave? I hope I can help you build it." He looked down
    and said, "Damn, I should have worn thicker ones today."
    	His mom said, "Are you wet?" She handed him a pair of diapers
    and new pants. "I guess you really didn't want that to happen!"
    Greg said, "True. What would someone see my wet pants? I want them
    to know that I'm not a RETARD." He saw his mom looking at him,
    then Greg said, "Sorry mom. I just want to meet kids and be
    friends with them before I tell them I wear diapers to bed."
    	His mom said, "Sooner or later, Greg, you have to tell them.
    I know it will be hard saying that you wet, but at least you have
    some control in the day, Curran and Ian don't have control
    ANYTIME." She smiled at him and said, "We love you all."
    	They pulled into the street and saw 2 kids looking at the
    moving van. Greg thought, "Oh no!"