Being Neighbors with Jennifer Anniston

Summary: A boy named Kenny Darton get a new neighbor named Jennifer Anniston, from Friends. She is single now, She and Brad Pitt aren’t seeing each other anymore(MY STORY!). If I summarize this anymore ill ruin it. Its gone switch from 3rd person POD to 1st person POD.

Kenny Darton is small for a 17 year old, but looks can be deceiving. He can kick some major ass. He’s involved in soccer and hockey. Freshman year he was in basketball. All years, varsity. He’s also had his share of girlfriends, buts taking a break from relationships for a while. He’s been playing guitar for 11 years so he can play any song that he hears, like that. His parents have been divorced for 14 years or so and he lives with his mom, the successful one. She’s making 500,000 a year minimum. His dads doing alright, He lives in Ohio now. Kenny and his mom lives in California in a beach house.

One day Kenny was home alone and he saw some moving vans pull up next door.

"Cool, new neighbors." I thought.

I just went about my business watching Road Rules. My mom go home an hour later and when she got inside, a Mercedes pulled up into our driveway. I went over to the window to look outside and out of the car stepped the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen. Jennifer Anniston. She walked up to the door and I ran and opened it for her.

"Well aren’t you cute" She said.

I just about died. Jennifer Anniston called me cute!

I stood there in awe. I mean I've met a couple celebrities before and gone out with Hilary duff, but she tops them all.

"What’s your name cutey?" She asked.

"Uhhhh, Kenny." I answered.

She just smiled and said.

"Hi Kenny, I'm your new neighbor Jennifer."

My mom came to the door and asked her to come in. My mom didn't know who Jennifer Anniston was, she doesn’t have the time to watch TV. She was my new neighbor? I asked myself. That’s so cool. Her and my mom talked for like 2 hours and then they went over to her house. Jennifer asked if I wanted to come but I told her I was working out. Which I was. I also said that to impress her. It did.

"He’s pretty active for a...." Jennifer said to my mom.

"Oh Kenny? He’s 17." My mom answered.

"Is he really? I could have mistaken him for a 11 year old." Jennifer said.

"Oh yes, he gets that a lot, he doesn’t really mind. He sticks to his sports and guitar." My mom answered.

"Well you raised a very good looking boy." Jennifer said.

They were talking the whole time they were walking. I just did my Bowflex then went to the shower. After I got out of the shower I went to my room and picked up my guitar. I turned on the amp and distortion pedal and just played for an hour.

"Where the hell is she?" I asked myself.

I went out into the living room, it was about 8:00. And I watched MTV till I fell asleep. I was awoken later by laughing. It was now 1 in the morning and my mom and Jennifer just got back from the club. They were both drunk. It was kind of funny, actually. I just went to my bed. Jennifer walked in and started to ramble about Friends. I just nodded and I started to fall asleep and she came over and kissed my forehead.

"Sweet!" I thought.

I fell back asleep. But I was awoken at 3 and I looked out my window through the courtyard. Jennifer Anniston was naked! I saw her!

"Wow she’s got a damn perfect body" I thought.

I watched her for about 15 minutes and she went to sleep. And I fell asleep. My mom came in at 7 and woke me up and told me about her business trip she had to leave in 15 minutes for the airport. She told me Jennifer would come and check on me every once in a while. I said Ok, and fell back asleep. I woke up at 11 and took a shower and got dressed. I walked out into the living room and played X-Box for a couple hours then I got a phone call from my ex girlfriend Trisha. We were still friends so I invited her over. We sat on my couch talking. She got my camcorder off the TV and started to record me. She put the camcorder down and it was still recording. She walked over and sat on my lap. She started to flirt with me. Then she got off my lap and started to kiss me. I didn't resist, she was hella hot. She worked her way down to my zipper and started to unzip my pants. Then there was a knock at the door.

"Jennifer!" I yelled.

"Who’s Jennifer?" Trisha asked.

I zipped up my fly and answered the door.

"Hi Kenny, just checking up....Who’s your friend?" She asked.

"Oh this is Trisha." I said.

"Oh my god its Jennifer Anniston!" Trisha yelled.

"Kenny are you allowed to have girls over?" Jennifer asked.

"Yeah, its just Trisha. She’s my friend." I said.

"Can I have your autograph?" Trisha asked.

"Uh sure do you have a pen?" Jennifer asked.

Trisha grabbed a pen and Jennifer signed her an autograph.

"Well Kenny If you need anything I'm right next door." Jennifer said with a wink.

She walked over to her house.

"She’s your neighbor?" Trisha asked.

"Uh yeah." I said.

"That’s so cool." She said.

"Trish, you better not tell anyone." I said.

"I promise you, or you can spank me." She said.

"Right......Uh you wanna see a movie?" I asked.

"Sure, Lets go see 2 fast 2 furious." She said.

"Ok." I said.

We looked at the show times and we left a half an hour later and I walked over to Jennifer’s house and told her we were going.

"Ok, sure, do you want a ride or something?" She asked.

"Nah, I got my Xterra." I said.

"That’s right your 17, well cya later." She said.

"Bye." I said.

"Hey Kenny! Come tell me when you get back!" She yelled

"Ok, Bye." I said.

I left and we walked to my car and got in. I popped in my Thrice CD and put on my seatbelt. We started to drive off.

"What is she your babysitter or something?" Trisha asked.

"Nah, she’s just checking up on me." I said.

"Right, Next shell be changing your diapy!" she said.

"Don’t be dumb Trish." I said.

We got up to the movie and the carded me! For a PG-13 movie, cuz they thought I was 11. We watched the movie and Trisha made a couple moves on me. I grabbed the popcorn container cut a hole in the bottom and unzipped my pants and stuck my penis in so when she grabbed for popcorn, she grabbed my penis! NO just kidding, but that would be funny. We sat through the movie and it was about 6 when we got out. We drove over to Bennigan's and ate, I paid, cuz I'm so damn cool. We walked around town for an hour just going to shops and such. I bought a drum set, because I can. We got back to my house and I ran over to Jennifer’s and told her I was back. I unloaded my new drum set into my bedroom. and Trisha left. Jennifer came over 15 minutes later and started talking to me.

"So you play guitar Kenny?" She asked.

"Yep for 11 years." I said.

"Wow that’s a long time, can I hear?" She asked.

"Uh yeah, come to my bedroom." I said.

I walked into my bedroom and picked up my guitar and started busting out Thrice-Deadbolt.

"Wow, that was amazing, Are you in a band?" She asked.

"Uh I was, I'm solo now, I just play Guest spots in my friends bands." I said.

"That’s so cool." She said.

"Thanks." I said.

"Well I’m heading back next door. Call if you need anything" She said.

"Ok, bye." I said.

She walked back over to her house and I worked out again and took a shower and Put just my night pants on and went into the living room and watched SNL. At commercial I went and poured a glass of water. I spilled a lot on my crotch of my pants but decided to leave it, its just water. A couple minutes later Jennifer came to the door. I went and opened the door.

"Hi Kenny, do you want to come over and watch a...." Jennifer was cut off by looking at my wet crotch.

"Did you wet yourself Kenny?" She asked.

"No that’s water." I said.

She bent over and smelt my crotch.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"Smells like piss to me, come to my house." She said.

"What are you talking about? I don’t pee myself." I Said.

"Well You just did, come over to my house ill get you cleaned off." She said.

"OH! You must be smelling the....uh... I don’t know what your smelling" I said.

"Kenny, Its alright, just come to my house." She said.

"I have pants here Jennifer." I said.

I grabbed the closed door handle and it was locked!

"Oh shit, Its locked." I said.

"Well I guess your gonna have to come to my house." She said.

She grabbed my hand and practically dragged me to her house. She brought me into her laundry room.

"Take off your pants." She said.

"What? I don’t have any other pants to wear." I said.

"I'll find something for you." She said.

I took off my pants thinking about how she was going to let me wear a pair of brads pants. She picked me up buy the armpits and carried me to a bedroom and laid me down on a table of some kind. Then I felt something click around my stomach and I looked down and I was on a changing table.

"What am I doing on a changing table?!?!" I yelled.

"You wet your pants, now your gonna wear a diaper." She said.

"That’s not pee that’s WATER!" I yelled.

"shhhhh." She said as she put her finger over my mouth.

She started to pull down my boxers, but I started kicking and screaming.

"Don’t resist Kenny." She said as she crammed a pacifier in my mouth.

She finally got my boxers off cuz I gave up kicking. she started to clean me up. and she got lotion out. She started to rub it in and I started to get an erection. She smiled and slid a diaper under and powdered me. she started to pull the diaper up but couldn't get passed my erection. She put a ton of baby lotion in her hand and started to stroke me until I came.

"You must be liking this Kenny." She said with a smile.

She cleaned me up and pulled the baby diaper up and taped it.

"There we go!" She said in a baby talk tone.

I was stuck in this plastic covered prison. She picked me up and put me on her hip and carried me to the living room. She laid me down on the couch and went and pulled out a playpen. She put me in the playpen.

"Now you be a good boy for mommy." She said.

I looked down at my diaper and it said size 5, how do I fit into size 5 I asked myself. Jennifer left the room and came back with a camera.

Part II

She took like a bunch of pictures of me.

"Why are you doing this, Jenny?" I asked.

"Call me mommy now hun, your mom wont be back for 4 days," she said.

"That didn't answer my question, why am I wearing a diaper," I said.

"Because babies wet their pants and you didn't seem to like being a big boy," she said in a baby-talk tone.

"How many times do I have to tell you?" I asked." I didn't wet my pants, that was water," I added.

"Awwwww, your excuses are so cute. You wet your pants, I smelt pee, Its done, sweety. Until you have proof that you didn't, you're my little baby," she said.

"I don't want to be a baby!" I shouted.

"Aww, Is baby getting cranky?" she asked. "Does baby want his baba?" She asked in the most sweetest baby talk tone with her hands on her knees as she bent over.

She walked over into the kitchen and filled up a bottle with apple juice and some medicine of some sort. She came back in the living room and handed me the bottle.

"Do you expect me to drink this? I asked.

"Don't be a bad boy, Kenny," She said.

"What if I am?" I asked.

"I might have to spank my baby and I wouldn't want to do that," she said.

"Make me drink it." I said.

"Ok." She said.

She came and picked me up out of the playpen and cradled me like a baby and started feeding me the bottle. I couldn't help but stare down her blouse at her boobs.

"Now are you gonna be a good baby for mommy, or I’m I gonna show your mom and your friend these pictures?" She asked.

I thought about it for a second, Then I stared her right in the eyes and said, "goo goo."

"Awww! You are my little baby now! she said.

She picked me up by the armpits and started talking all sorts of baby talk. then I felt a warm sensation in my crotch. I involuntarily wet my diaper.

"How did I do that?" I asked out loud.

Then I peed so much, I started to leak, and then I started to cry.

"Aww baby, don’t cwy, mommy will make things all better," she said.

She picked me up and put my head in between her breasts. I snuggled my head as she carried me into the nursery. she laid me down and untaped my diaper the whole thing was soaked. The cold air hit my penis and I peed a little more. She wiped me up and grabbed another Luvs. I looked up at it. It was so shiny and smelt so good. she slid it under me and lotioned me up again. she massaged it in really good, and worked her way on my penis. I couldn't help but start to get an erection. She just powdered over it and taped up the diaper.

"Now that wasn't so bad, was it?" She asked in a baby-talk tone.

"Nu uh, mommy," I said.

"And I know you liked it, baby," she said in a baby talk tone.

I blushed and said, "well, I liked the part the part when you touched me."

"You mean like this?" She asked as she put her hand down my diaper and teased me a little.

"Yeah," I giggled.

"Awww!" She said.

"Yeah, can I touch your boobs?" I asked.

"What? Baby, I don’t know," she said.

"Pweease mommy?" I asked her with puppy dog eyes.

She took my hand and put it in her bra and let me touch for like 15 seconds. It felt so warm and firm I wanted to take her bra off. But I didn't. She gently moved my hand away, and walked over to the dresser and got out an baby outfit, one of those that snaps off in the crotch for easy changing. She put it on me and gave me a pacifier.

"Now its time for sleepy-byes," she said.

She picked me up and put me in the crib. She sat in the rocking chair across the room until I fell asleep.

"How did you get him in the diaper? He looks so cute," I heard a familiar voice ask.

Then I felt my crotch being unbuttoned and felt some fingers down my diaper.

"He’s wet, I'll change him," she said again.

As I opened my eyes, I looked up to see Jennifer and Hilary Duff (once again, MY story) standing over the crib.

"You’re up, sleepyhead!" Jennifer said.

"Hilary? What are you doing here?" I asked.

"She’s here to babysit you, I have to go to a photo shoot," she said.

"Hi, Kenny," Hilary said.

"Well, I gotta go, You two kids get along now," Jennifer said as she bent over and kissed my forehead.

She left and went to her car and drove to the shoot.

Part III

"Hello, ex," I said.

"Well hello dere, Kenwy." She said in baby-talk.

I looked up at her bending over and looked up her blouse.

"Looking good, Hilary," I said.

"You're looking cute yourself," she said.

I smiled at her. We stared at each other for a couple seconds.

"Well lets get you changed, wouldn't want my baby to get a rash," she said.

She bent over and picked me up and brought me to the changing table. She bent my knees out and looked at my diaper. She then proceeded to untape my diaper.

"Wow you wet a lot, Kenny," she said.

She rolled up the old diaper and threw it away. She then wiped me up and got another diaper out.

"Wow, size 5, I knew you were a small boy, but size 5?" she said.

"You seem to know what you’re doing. How long have you been doing this?" I asked.

"Oh I babysit all the time. Its no biggy,” she said.

She slid the diaper under me and I got an erection.

"Now thats a biggy,” she said. I blushed.

"You seem like your liking this, Kenny,” she said.

"I seem to be liking you doing this," I said.

"Why did we ever break up?” she asked as she kissed my lips.

My cock was throbbing by now.

"And what are we gonna do about this?” she asked about my erection.

"I don't know, what are we gonna do?" I asked.

She grabbed my penis and started to stroke me.

"Maybe not this,” she said.

She bent over and put her mouth around my penis.

"Yes, Hilary!" I yelled.

She started up and down, then she did this thing with her tongue that made me orgasm in her mouth, then she swallowed.

"All better now, baby?” she said.

Then she cleaned me up and lotioned me up. which made me get an erection again. She gave me a quick hand job and powdered me and taped it up. she grabbed the front of the diaper and asked, "they're still making plastic covered?"

"I guess." I said.

"Lets get you something to eat,” she said.

She carried me out into the kitchen and strapped me in the high chair. She walked over to the cabinet and I watched her sweet ass walk over there. She grabbed a bowl and poured me some Golden Grahams. She walked over and put a chair in front of the highchair and started to feed my.

"Here comes the airplane," she said in baby-talk.

"Hil, wait, I can feed myself," I said.

"Oh well, I like doing this to you,” she said.

She fed me like that and picked me up and put me in the playpen.

"Be right back, hun,” she said.

She walked out the front door and I just watched the TV she had on. She came back with some boxers, my Taking Back Sunday shirt and some cargo pants.

"Yes, I get to wear my boxers again," I said.

"Not necessarily,” she said.

She picked me up and put me on the floor. She grabbed my boxers and slid them over the diaper and pulled my pants up and put my shirt on.

"Where’d you get these?" I asked.

"At your house,” she answered.

"How did you get in?" I asked.

"Jen gave me a spare key she had,” she answered."

"She had a spare key?" I asked.

"I guess. Lets go somewhere, I'm bored, and you’re the only one with a license,” she said.

"Let me get back into my house really quick." I said.

"Ok,” she said.

We walked over and into my room.

"Ha, guitar. How long have you been playing now?” she asked.

"11 years." I answered.

"Play something for me." she said.

"Ok." I said. I grabbed the guitar and busted out Thrice again.

"Wow, that was cool,” she said.

"Thanks, where do you want to go?" I asked.

"Ummmm, lets go to the mall,” she said.

"The mall? Okay," I said.

We got into my car and she made sure she had enough diapers in her purse.

To Be continued.....