The Best Thing Made by Man….

And don’t ask why…………. I wrote this to make it sound like a kid was talking so anyways…

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, like thousands of other kids my age, when I was younger lets say 4 or thereabouts,

Wore diapers like any other kid but one thing that I liked more than any other kid that hated to ware diapers was diapers, and I could not believe that I was not only not the only kid my age that loved his diapers, and loved them so much that I still wear them today, yuck right, no……… I only wear them now because they feel soft and sound neat, also because they feel better then underwear. But I don’t wear them all of the time like to work or around others, because that’s not right, at least to me anyways. People my age now wear diapers simply because they have to they have no choice, because of car accidents or in hospitals or because they still wet the bed or stress or well I can go on for a hole page but you get it now or you will stop reading this.

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ell now, when kids are born… they are almost instantly put into pampers. And well the kid learns that this is just normal, and they spend there first 3, 4, and sometimes five years wearing diapers. By the time they are five kids are usually potty trained at least in the daytime and probably still are made to wear diapers or pull-ups at night.

And some have problems with there body functions so they have to wear diapers for life, some kids are not fully potty trained till there 8-10 years old and wow man some kids even have to wear diapers to school. Kids that don’t wear diapers are mean when they find out you wear them. I never had to go to school in pampers but I’ve seen many kids that do and I’ve never seen them getting picked on but I’m sure they do and so on,

And well since they started to make disposable diapers, well kids went from being trained at 2-3 to being trained at 4-5 ˝ because of Pampers size 6 thank them plenty for that…

Huggies has jumped on the new idea too with step 6. Now one thing that I don’t understand is if you can use your body and you can make it to the potty if you are a diaper fan, ("why the hell must some of us use them to there fullest extent, and you know what I mean there") Like I know there made for that but damn…

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can understand it if we use them for pee and well that actually feels sort of good in a greedy I’m a baby sort of way. Yes that is why most of us do this I’m guessing. Some parents push there kids real hard to train when the time comes that they are sick of paying for diapers and people start to push them to train…

And well giving up something, anything when your young is lets say bad, mean, impossible even…

Here’s the thing people. Diapers are a part of you!!! When your 2-5 you don’t like to give up parts of yer self just so other people can relax and not be embarrassed by the kid…

I mean have you ever tried to "con" a kid out of the one thing he loves more then you??

Hard eh? Well some of the kids that were forced to give up diapers when they didn’t want to, still want them today. They may have mastered the hole potty thing and don’t say that they want them, they may not still wet there bed at night but you may think its funny if yer 5 year old suddenly wants a diaper if you happen to baby-sit a kid that wears them, or if you find that you know that you put ten diapers in the diaper bag and you now have 8 or 7 because he wants to try wearing diapers again…. Funny right well for most of the people that that read this it was not so funny it was fun, really fun, and even more it was a rush because you took them and ran to your room to try them on and or hide them under your bed so that you could further examine them later when you were sure that no one will look in on you to see what you were up to… stop me if this sounds like anything you did??

I’m not even telling my story yet so ummm heh keep yer diapers on he he he.

The first thing you may think is that he may think why can’t I wear them too and your answer is simple your too old to wear diapers!!

Some parents actually put there kids back in diapers when they are babysitting, no joke!

Especially if they are young enough to wear them, a just in case measure if you will.

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ome of us will think that would be awesome if they do that but unlike most of us some kids actually don’t like wearing diapers!

But do I have to mom? Yes! Awe come-on………but but…

Don’t know about you but when I went to my babysitters’ house I had lots of fun. In fact that’s what I think started the whole thing for me.

Can I help? ……. Ok ummm go and get me a diaper form the bag over there "k?"

Ok… awe ummm a what?? A diaper… yah…. awe ok "its not for you stupid"…

Oh ok…. hey I remember these things my mommy put them on me. Yep she did.

I kinda liked them too but she said that I was too old fer them now…growin up sucks!

Hey its not so bad buddy, least yah don’t have to worry about going poo poo in yer pants anymore right? … Awe oh awe yah right forgot about that…yah so anyway you gonna give me that diaper now? So he can go back to playing in the rec room "here …"

Come here buddy… Hey if he has to be changed why won’t he let you change him?

Awe well kids don’t like to have the fun stop, and well you know just so I can sit him down to change him…oh? You were the same way…Oh????

Yep…

Pretty lame…right? It’s my story so I’ll tell it as I wish, so stuff it…………..

Well here we go, this is my story hope yah like it.

Since I can remember I have loved diapers!

The way they look, the way that Disposable diapers sound, well now you can’t hear them

Because they don’t make them with plastic covers anymore "kids diapers I mean" Pampers and Huggies can be blamed for that… The way that Pampers diapers smell when you first open them, that sweet fragrance that you can smell whenever a little kid walks by you. That smell that only Pampers has…

And yes the way that diapers look on kids is cool too don’t know why I like it but It would seem that a lot of us doo too or there would be no reason for all of the pictures on the web sites unless you are porn fan. Yes I know kids in diapers are not porn there not "naked" well lets not even go there because people have different points of view on the hole thing personally I don’t think its porn…. Its just kids showing off the fact they wear diapers to other diaper fans and its not something they would normally do in front of anyone and showing off on line is kind of stupid but well for us it shows that there are more of us then we thought…

Now I have always liked diapers, most of all Pampers. I’m not into wearing cloth diapers but I have some. I wear Attends med because they are made by P&G the same people that make Pampers and well I think they are the best diapers that fit me because I’m not 5 anymore… always in secrete would I ever think about diapers and wear diapers mom found some diapers under my bed once and in my dresser another time and she gave me the worst kind of hell for having them too man oh man… I was 15… when I was 7 I really started liking diapers mostly because I was always around younger kids and they all wore diapers and this one kid was 7 and he wore them too… Never asked why or even cared much that he did and I never bugged him about it but I did watch him allot just to see what it looked like to be in diapers I thought it was neat that he could wear them…

"He had to wear diapers to bed…"

I would find myself later videotaping diaper commercials off the tv and I own Baby Geniuses the movie!

I got the Super Nintendo game called Yoshi’s Island Super Mario world 2 the game has Mario as a baby!

I was one of those kids that took diapers from where ever and when ever… I even got lucky and found the odd diaper unused on the ground that fell out of a stroller or out of a car when someone was putting there kids in the car. I always checked to see if anyone was watching before I picked it up. And wow man who ever invented the NUK soothers man they are awesome, when I was in grade 9 and 10 I’d see kids not a lot but some kids with a NUK soother around there neck I wanted one too but I didn’t want the flack that may have gone with it "flack" ummm awe why do you have that?? Yer not a baby…

I started finding ways to make diapers, first before I even knew that they made diapers for older kids and before I knew that kids were allowed to even buy diapers without a parent with you, by using several pairs of underwear and then with old baby towels oh and baby powder a bag around them taped up with yes Ducktape!!

Then I tried kids diapers taped together, I was 12 so give me a brake, k…

Then I found out hey save and buy some real diapers that fit! What save what the hell dose save money mean? Huh? So that was out of the question so I went to many different stores till I found a place that actually gave out diapers to try no joke!

I rode my bike like the wind to get home and try them on!

I was 14 or 15 and that went on till I had to buy my own diapers. Which all I did there was wait till after school and go get a bag of diapers and put them in my school bag and walk or ride home on my bike and not take the school bus.

And for reasons unexplained I would go to supermarkets just to look at the diapers in the baby needs isle…

Some times I would make it look like I was looking for diapers for my little brother but I don’t have a brother…

I went to my mom’s friends house one day with my mom and my step dad who I could care less for… one time and they have a little girl she had some diapers left from when she was a baby her mom didn’t chuck them out I was in 7th heaven man but couldn’t make it look like I was that would be wrong man anyways she gave me some for my teddy bare yes I had a teddy… and like some of us I had My buddy dolls you know the one and only doll made just for BOYS!!! They are twice as big as the cabbage patch kids.

Now My Buddy dolls don’t come wearing diapers when you first open the box but, after I got them they did he he, he Said with a laugh…

To me this was the neatest thing, well next to He-Man and Gi-Joe and Transformers and we can’t forget dinky cars, ice cream, water slides and well for me Canada’s Wonderland

It’s kind of like a fun park with roller coasters and stuff…

Yes I still have my teddy and oh yes I still have My Buddies…. You can’t give these things away..

I’ll have them till I pass man…. I’ll give my teddy to my son and the buddies too…

When I ever have my own kids that is… heh….

My mom did find some diapers that she knew fit me and questioned me about it and told me that if she saw it in the house again she would make me go to school in diapers to punish me. She even said that she would take me to see a doctor about it too…

I only could stop for so long and then found new and way better ways of hiding them in the house. The attic became my hiding spot for the diapers and since the attic in my house was not a real one it was just full of dust and stuff I put them up there know one goes up there…

One snag though, the attic is in my parent’s room and the only time that I can go in there is when they are not home…

And just last week mom went up there to put out traps for mice and found my diapers but get this I actually forgot that they were even there I mean that I did put them there but that was 2 years ago and I forgot about them Crap!! Man that was hard to explain but I did and I told them that I had a bedwetting problem that I was trying to hide and that I totally forgot that I had put them up there. I didn’t get in trouble but there were the usual questions, like why did I hide them and why didn’t I tell her about it. "Well would you?"

We had a handicapped room for kids with problems and one day I got enough nuts up to borrow a few diapers from the changing room. I took them home and they fit me so good I went out the next day and got the same kind of diapers the kids there at school wore and hid them in my room some ware I forget where but it was a good spot know one ever knew they were in the house cool… so well I didn’t take anymore diapers from school now that I had got some an my own…

Man the whole time I had them in the house I was scared that mom would find them It was such a rush. Heh, well for some time after I got them I wore diapers to bed and sometimes when know one was home I’d put them on under my overalls or track pants.

And well for any kids that are reading this if you try this, wear them under overalls or jeans because diapers make noise and they are not as loud under jeans…

I actually got up the nerve to wear some diapers out side not without clothing on but I went out to just go for a walk and know one I passed looked at me funny even I couldn’t tell I had diapers on well I could feel them but you couldn’t see that I had them on and well in the winter every chance I got I put diapers on under my track pants under my snow suit to go play out side, was that ever fun I missed not having to worry about going pee and having to take off all off that stuff just to go and put it all back on again.

I had a few hiding places for the wet diapers and when garbage day came I put them in the trash before I left for school after my parents went to work…

I was very sneaky about all that stuff. And well I’m sure that some or most of us boys know that having fun with yourself when your wearing diapers is way better then just using you hands… sick yes but true!!!

Every Boy has a little fun with himself at least once or twice, before he has fun with the other sex, especially if that fun feels so good that he wishes that he could do it all of the time! When your 6,7,8,9,10 and so on… discovering new stuff and holy shit I can make myself feel like this wow holy, and shit know one can talk about that! No way man don’t go there! You ever see a 3year old kid walking around with his hand down the front of his diaper? You think he’s just adjusting the way "things are sitting in there?" ever see the big smile on his face? We’ll just stop there…

I buy diapers once every 2 months but I don’t use them for the full way they were made for yes I do go pee in them but that is it for me, once in a blue moon I put milk in a bottle and warm it up and suck on it a little and I use a NUK pacifier sometimes too but I don’t go full out and be a baby to the point of getting caught.

My love for diapers has been with me since I ever "knew" I loved them.

And just last year I found out that other kids Love Diapers too and wow man the stress and worry and questions went out of my head man! Now I can sleep well at night and I don’t worry about stuff any more than I should Because I know that there are more out there like me and the thought of not being alone with this is so soothing and relaxing.. And to think that I’d never know about any of this if it was not for the Internet…

Now I know and talk with 3 people about stuff, all the time and to think that I would even have friends with the same likes as me is fricken cool!!!

We don’t always talk just about diapers but that subject does come up a lot and heh yah man we don’t even care that we talk about it…

Now if any kid comes up to me if I’m babysitting them and asks me for diapers I’d give them some because I know how they feel…

When I ever get the chance to, I offer the help with kids and yes change diapers too. I don’t even care if the diapers are dirty…

I jump at the chance to do anything diaper related for kids and well anything else too. Kids are cool and you’re only a kid once so I make the best of my time with them…

So what kids cry lots but they are awesome when they are happy and the questions never stop!

I can’t wait to be a daddy!!!

TO BE CONTINUED…