    "Bill" BY CODY MATTHEW JAMES III 2/8/05

    Chapter 30 BILL POPS THE QUESTION

    We went over to the dresser and looked at all the clothes that were on
    top of it. There were pants, socks shirts, shorts, tank tops, pajamas,
    some printed all in one diapers and two large cases of disposable
    diapers, one of them were sport diapers, and the other case was school
    diapers. On the side of each box it said two gross.

    "Mommy, there are over two hundred diapers in each box."

    "Almost three hundred in each box. That should last you a week or two
    baby."

    I opened up one box and took out a printed sport diaper, and it had the
    tool print on just the front, and on the rear waistband it said JORDAN
    ENTERPRISES.com.

    "See this mommy, it was my idea." I said as I showed her the rear of
    the diaper then the front.

    "There is a note from Bill it says: Jeanne, these clothes are from
    uncle Fred. Scotty can wear these clothes when he goes to school this
    Fall. Scotty should use his money for better things like pencils, pens,
    and notebook paper. See you later tonight Jeanne…Love you always…Bill."

    "I don't mind wearing the pants, shorts, and shirts to school, but the
    guys might tease me if I show up wearing pajamas at school."

    "You know what he means sweetheart."

    Who knows with Bill…Make sure he didn't leave me a dress too." I said
    as I helped my mom put the things away.

    "I think Bill wants you to wear this one today sweetheart."

    "How do you know mommy?" I ask as I looked at the blue and yellow tank
    top she was holding up.

    My mom turned it around and I read the note fastened to the front: WEAR
    THIS SCOTTY IF YOU GO SWIMMING …Bill.

    "It looks like it's another sun suit Scotty."

    "It looks different then the others I have." I said as I climbed up on
    to the dresser.

    I laid down on the dresser as my mom put the new sun suit down beside
    me. I felt the top of the sun suit and it felt thicker then any of the
    ones I already have, then I felt the liner of the attached brief and if
    felt so soft and smooth.

    "Mommy, I think this is a float suit like the ones Cathy got me.

    "Scotty, you gonna go swimming?" Ricky yelled from outside.

    "Be out in a minute Ricky."

    My mom pulled my shorts down and off me, then she took off my diaper.

    "Is this silk mommy?" I asked as I felt the brief again.

    "I don't think so kid." my mom said, then she looked for a tag on the
    back of the top.

    "Was it made by Jordan?"

    "I can't tell baby. It doesn't have a tag on it. Now sit up so I can
    put it on you."

    I sat up and my mom pulled it over my head then pulled it down to my
    waist.

    "Lay back and raise your rear end sweetheart.

    I laid back and raised my rear as my mom pulled the rear of the sun
    suit out from under me then she pulled it up between my legs.

    "I think these tabs wrap from the front and fasten in the rear on the
    Velcro strip." my mom said.

    I sat up as she fastened the tabs to the Velcro in the rear and
    fastened a small belt between the tabs in the rear.

    "The elastic at the legs is nice and snug around your legs. I like
    that." my mom said as she felt the elastic.

    "Hey it looks like I'm wearing my racer with my tank tucked inside."

    "Hop down and take a look in the mirror baby."

    I jumped down and checked myself out in the mirror, and then I turned
    to look at rear and said, "It looks like I'm wearing my racer swimsuit
    and I have my tank top tucked in all the way around and I like the
    little gold belt between the flaps in the rear it looks neat."

    "SCOTTY?"

    "Coming Ricky."

    I ran to the bathroom and grabbed a towel, then I ran out to the pool.

    "New sun suit Scotty?"

    'Yeah Cathy, Bill wanted me to try it out." I said as I tossed my towel
    to her.

    I got into the pool at the steps in the shallow end and as the water
    came up my waist, I felt my feet start leaving the bottom of the pool.
    I pulled my knees up to my chest and I was floating.

    "Look Cathy, no hands."

    "You learn fast Scotty. Did you fill your plastic pants with air before
    you got in?"

    "No I think this is a float suit Bill got me."

    "You know what that means Scotty?" Cathy asked as she got into the
    pool.

    "It's my day off Cathy. No swim lessons today after all the stuff I
    went through this morning at the hospital. I don't think I can handle
    swimming lessons today."

    "All you did was have your allergy test checked and then laid around
    while they did the MRI on you Scotty."

    "That and I talked a kid out of beating up Dr. Giovanni, waited for
    Carlos to get out of surgery, and then I had to tell a bunch of guys
    about the Jordan products, that's all Cathy."

    "Who's Carlos?" Cathy asked.

    "He's a kid I met yesterday. He was having a tonselecme this morning."

    "I think you mean tonsillectomy Scotty."

    "Yeah that word. He was really scared Cathy, and some of the guys were
    teasing him about wearing a diaper."

    "Yeah, Bill mentioned that you were running around the hospital naked
    Scotty, how come?"

    "Cause I was mad, and I didn't have no clothes on, that's why."

    "Okay Scotty, you convinced me, no lessons today…Ricky, want to play
    catch? I found a Scotty."

    "That's no fair, two against one, and you're more then twice as big as
    me too."

    "What are you saying Scotty, that I'm overweight?" Cathy asked as she
    picked me up out of the water.

    "No Cathy I mean you're a lot taller then meeee." I said as I flew
    through the air.

    I landed a few feet away form Ricky in the deep end of the pool.

    "Hey Ricky, let's go get her." I said.

    Ricky and me went to the shallow end of the pool and the splash fest
    started. We continued until Cathy admitted defeat, and Ricky and me
    knew we ruled these waters.

    "Cathy, when are you going back to school?"

    "In about two weeks, why Scotty?"

    "Just wanted to know if you were still going to sit me."

    "You're my pet project Scotty."

    "Huh?"

    "I'm taking child psychology one on one this fall and I'm going to be
    studying you."

    "Wouldn't it be easier if you married me then you would know how I work
    better."

    "Hey Scotty, how does the float suit feel?"

    I looked upstairs and Bill was standing next to his door.

    "Where did you get it Bill? It fits great."

    "Connie at Jordan made one for her son and thought she would make you
    one Scotty. She wants you to give it your worst and let her know if it
    can be improved."

    "I like it just the way it is. Now if Cathy drowns me at least my body
    will float and it will be easier for my mom to get my body out of the
    pool."

    "I'll check later on tonight to see if there's a body in the pool after
    I get home." Bill said.

    "Bill, tell Connie I love it and thanks."

    "Bill if you wait a moment, I'll let you know how well it floats."
    Cathy said as she grabbed me.

    "I'll report you to the SPCS Cathy if you try anything."

    "SPCS?"

    "Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Scotty's."

    "That's it Scotty, keep Cathy in line." Bill said as he left.

    Cathy picked me up and did a three point shot with me into the deep end
    of the pool.

    We continued swimming until my mom told me to come in.

    "Cathy, can…"

    "We'll see Scotty."

    As I got out of the pool, I smelled something I haven't smelled in a
    long time. I quickly dried off as I said, "Cathy, let me know if Ricky
    can sleepover tonight. I'll see you later." then I ran to my apartment.

    I opened the door and I knew what we were having for dinner.

    "Mommy, are we…?"

    "Yes Scotty, Swiss steak. With all the junk food you have been eating
    lately, I thought I would make a good dinner tonight."

    "I wish you would have told me that we are having Swiss steak tonight."

    "Why sweetheart?"

    "Cause I could've taped you making it and shown it to Cathy as her
    first cooking lesson."

    My mom shook her head as she said, "I think I'm going to have to give
    her a raise in pay just to keep her from murdering you baby…Why don't
    you go ask her if she wants some good old home cooking tonight?"

    "Can Ricky sleepover tonight if Cathy lets him mommy?"

    "Okay sweetheart."

    I ran out the door, up the stairs to Cathy's apartment and knocked on
    the screen door.

    "Come in Scotty…What do you need?"

    "My mom said she'll feed you tonight in Ricky can sleepover." I said as
    I watched Cathy put a diaper under Ricky.

    "Something doesn't sound right about that Scotty."

    "I mean my mom said it was okay for Ricky to sleepover tonight, and she
    wanted to know if you want to eat at our apartment tonight?"

    "That sounds more like it Scotty."

    "What you having Scotty?"

    "Food Ricky."

    "What kind of food?"

    "Good food."

    "What kind of good food?" Ricky asked as Cathy pulled the diaper up
    between his legs.

    "Swiss steak and not microwaveable like Cathy makes everything. It's
    made using this magical stuff they call fire. It gets the bottom of a
    pan hot and you put some part of a dead animal into the pan and cook it
    real, real slow."

    "Scotty, come over for a moment. I want to get a closer look at your
    float suit." Cathy said as she taped the diaper closed on Ricky.

    I walked over to Cathy and she looked me over, then she turned me
    around.

    "I like the way Connie made the little belt that fastens in the rear
    Scotty." Cathy said as she unfastened the belt.

    I looked over my shoulder at Cathy and I knew I was in trouble.

    "Connie has Velcro at the end of the belt and straps so you get a nice
    tight fit." Cathy said as she pulled the rear down between my legs to
    the front of me.

    "Easy on and off I see." Cathy said as she pulled my float suit up and
    off of me.

    "Are you coming over for dinner Cathy?"

    "Sure Scotty, I want to see this magical stuff called fire. Why don't
    you go tell your mom we'll be over in a little while."

    "Cathy, aren't you forgetting something?"

    "What Scotty?"

    "I can't go home naked."

    "Why not Scotty. You don't mind running around the hospital NAKED."

    I put my hands on my hips and gave Cathy the look.

    "Okay Scotty, lay down and I'll get you diapered."

    Cathy went into the other room as I laid down on the changing pad she
    had on the couch. Ricky turned on the TV, then sat down beside me. He
    pushed me over on the couch, then I pushed him off the couch, then the
    wrestling started. Ricky was on top of me then I tickled him and then I
    ended up on top of him.

    "Say uncle Ricky."

    "Nope!"

    "Say uncle Ricky or I'm not going to let you up." I said as I started
    tickling him.

    "Say cheese Scotty." Cathy said from behind me.

    I turned, then there was a flash of light.

    "Hey that's no fair attacking from the rear Cathy."

    "And what a cute small rear it is." Cathy said as she looked at the
    picture on the camera LCD screen.

    "You can't keep that picture Cathy."

    "Why not Scotty?"

    "What would our kids say if they saw that picture, me, naked, wrestling
    your little brother?"

    "They would probably say you have a cute tush Scotty."

    "How many kids should we have Cathy? I figure we should have three.
    Wanna get married with my mom and Bill?"

    "I don't know what I'm going to do with you Scotty Shawn McCormick."
    Cathy said as she put the camera down on the table.

    "What's that?" I said as Cathy opened up the disposable diaper.

    "Pampers extra dry size six with big bird on the front. Your favorite
    character Scotty."

    "I only wear the best Cathy, Jordan!"

    "Okay Scotty, you run down and get one of your Jordan diapers and bring
    it back up here and I'll put it on you."

    "You know Cathy, I kind of miss big bird…a little."

    I laid back down on the changing pad and raised my legs. Cathy slipped
    the Pamper diaper underneath me, then she powdered my front and rear,
    then taped the rear of the diaper to the front.

    "You know Scotty, the way you are growing, I think you will outgrow the
    Pampers diapers by the time you turn twenty one years old."

    "Maybe they'll have Sponge Bob printed on the front of the diaper by
    then."

    "Okay Scotty, your good to go. Tell your mom we'll be down soon."

    "What about my float suit Cathy?"

    "I'll bring that down when I come."

    "You mean your going to make me go out in public wearing only a
    diaper?" I asked as Cathy led me over to the front door.

    "You'll be wearing something else on your way home Scotty." Cathy said
    as she pushed me outside the door, then she added, "You'll be wearing a
    smile too."

    I looked up and down the hallway, then ran to the stairs. As I went
    down, I could hear Cathy giggling. I ran to my apartment and rushed
    inside.

    "I was wondering what was keeping you baby." my mom said as she came
    out of the kitchen.

    "Cathy was holding me hostage."

    "Well good for her. What happened to your sun suit?"

    "Cathy ripped if off me and made me wear a Pampers diaper. I don't
    think she likes Jordan products."

    "I like them Scotty."

    I turned and saw Cathy and Ricky standing at the opened front door, and
    Ricky was wearing only his diaper.

    "I mean Cathy wanted to look at my float suit, and she was generous to
    allow me to wear one of Ricky's precious diapers home."

    "Boy Scotty knows how to spread it thick Jeanne." Cathy said as she put
    my float suit down on the chair, then she picked me up and tossed me
    onto the couch.

    My ribs and knees were now under attack by Cathy's thousand fingers. I
    rolled back and forth trying to keep away for her hands, then my mom
    got into the action.

    "Hey…there's another…kid over…there." I said in between laughs.

    Cathy looked at Ricky and before he could move, Cathy had him in her
    grasp. Ricky ended up on the floor rolling back and forth laughing his
    head off.

    "Knock knock."

    My mom turned and saw Bill at the front door.

    "Oh Bill, I didn't expect to see you this early." my mom said as she
    got up off the couch.

    "Are you two girls torturing these boys? If you are, I can come back
    after you have dispose of the bodies."

    "No we were just having some fun." my mom said as she went over and
    hugged and kissed Bill.

    "What do you have behind your back Bill?" my mom asked.

    "Just some roses for the prettiest and sweetest girl I know." Bill said
    as he pulled out a dozen red roses from behind his back.

    "For me Bill?"

    Bill got down on one knee, reached into his pocket and pulled out a
    ring, then he said, "Mrs. McCormick, from the first day I saw you, I
    knew you were the one I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. I
    will be faithful to you and only you. I promise I will love you and
    only you for the rest of my life. Jeanne McCormick…will you marry me?"

    My mommy looked at me and I could see the tears welling up in her eyes,
    then I shook my head yes. She looked down at Bill and said, "Yes Bill…I
    will marry you."

    Bill slipped the ring onto her finger, stood up and kissed her on the
    lips.

    "Aw Bill, me, Scotty, the little kid over here on the couch, that
    phrase love you and only you, am I included in that too…somewhere?"

    Bill came over to the couch and sat down, then he held his arms open
    and I knew I was included too. I gave Bill a hug and a kiss, the I
    asked, "Will you love, honor and obey me too?"

    "I will love and honor you Scotty as though you are my own true son,
    but you will obey me, understand?"

    "RATS."

    I hugged Bill again, then ran over to look at my mommy's new engagement
    ring, then I asked, "Bill, are you going to change the sign on the side
    of your trailer to Bill Stiles and son productions now?"

    "We'll see kid."

    "When we getting married Bill?" I asked.

    "In one week I hope."

    "What Bill?" my mom asked.

    "I set up a cruise for the two of us up to Canada next week. Scotty
    said you always wanted to see British Columbia Jeanne."

    "I've always wanted to see it Bill, but I can't take off from work. I
    just started my new position."

    "Who did you replace Jeanne, in your new position."

    "Martha… she just retired so I got her job."

    "Martha is coming out of retirement for a week and I talked to Paul and
    he thought you better get married before I got to know Scotty any
    better and decided not to marry you Jeanne."

    My mom looked at me as I said, "I just wanted to see how the copy
    machine worked mommy."

    "I know baby, and I still have your very first copy posted up on the
    board beside my desk."

    Bill had a puzzled look on him, then my mom said, "I'll tell you all
    about it one day Bill when you don't have anything planed for about
    forty eight hours."

    "So Bill is not taking me on the cruise, it's going to be good trying
    out bachelorhood my first time. I wonder what I'll do the first night
    your guys are gone." I said.

    "The first night we are gone, your night will be filled by Cathy, and
    so won't the following days and nights we are gone Scotty." Bill said.

    "What about my love life? Don't I get a say in this Bill?" Cathy asked.

    ""I'll be there sweetie." I said as I winked at her.

    "Make you a deal Cathy, if you watch Scotty the seven days we are gone,
    I'll let you do anything to him you want to on the eight day."

    Before I could protest, Cathy said, "DEAL!"

    "I don't know what to say." my mom said.

    "Bill, can we take back the clothes you got me for school?"

    "Why Scotty?"

    "After Cathy gets done with me, I don't think I'll never ever be going
    into the sixth grade."

    Cathy, Bill, and my mom laughed.

    "Bill, care to join us for dinner?"

    "I would love to. Whatever you are making smells so good."

    "It's Swiss steak, cooked not nuked." I said, then I ran into the
    kitchen.

    "Where are you going to tie the knot Bill?"

    "If it's okay with Jeanne, I was thinking about a little church wedding
    this weekend."

    "Bill I don't know what I'll wear."

    "Cloths." Ricky said.

    Ricky and me got our food and went into the living room to eat. Cathy
    put a bib on Ricky then put one on me before we started eating. I
    watched as Ricky inhaled the food on his plate.

    Mommy, I think you better give Ricky more food before he eats the
    plate."

    "Come on Ricky, I like seeing a growing boy eat."

    "What's he growing into mommy?"

    "A big boy."

    "Scotty, I see you're wearing a Pampers diaper, how come?"

    "It's a long story Bill."

    "I'm waiting, you know Fred would be very upset if he saw you now
    Scotty."

    "I went up to Cathy's apartment and knocked lightly on the door, then
    she grabbed my arm, pulled me inside, threw me on the couch and then
    stripped my NEW float suit off me and said, "I'm going to teach you a
    lesson,." then she grabbed a HUGE box of Pampers diapers and took one
    out and put it on me, then she said, "Now go home before I eat you for
    dinner."

    "So Scotty, you went up to Cathy's apartment, had an accident and Cathy
    changed you, right?" Bill asked.

    "That was what happened Bill." Cathy said.

    "Yup." Ricky said as he came back into the living room.

    "Well she did strip me!".

    "You should become a writer when you grow up kid. You have a very good
    imagination."

    "No way! I write in school all day and I don't like it."

    When I finished eating my dinner, I took my plate into the kitchen.
    Cathy was eating her dinner, and I saw that my mom and Bill had not
    touched their dinners yet.

    "Cathy, would you watch Scotty tonight? I want to take Jeanne out so we
    can talk."

    "Sure Bill as long as I get battle pay."

    "How about regular pay plus a cooking lesson?" I asked.

    Bill looked at Cathy waiting for an answer, then Cathy walked over to
    me and said, "Let's take that bib off you Scotty."

    "Bill help me she's hurting the Jordan kid!" I said as I grasp for air.

    "Never mind Cathy. If you're going to strangle Scotty now, I won't need
    you tonight." Bill said then he laughed.

    "You and Jeanne take off. I'll watch these monkeys until you guys get
    home."

    "Why don't you go to your room baby and start doing your homework." my
    mom said.

    "You already got homework Scotty?" Ricky asked.

    "Yup, my mom and Bill like torturing me all the time now."

    "Aw, my poor little baby."

    "Remember Scotty, I want to read those responses before you send them
    to Fred."

    Ricky followed me into my bedroom, then I went over to the computer and
    turned it on, and then got on the internet. I clicked onto my mail, and
    the first one was from uncle Fred.

    "I know who that's from." Ricky said.

    "Who is this one from Ricky?" I asked as I clicked onto tao_2ky.

    "Chris?"

    "Nope. It's from Kyle, the kid you met when we had my birthday party."

    I read the message: hey weasel u finally got online u wanted 2 know
    what if was like starting pe in 7 grade I felt scared being seen naked
    by all the other guys but then I knew they were scared 2 igot over it
    in about a week but taling a shower was the worst part. I think
    everyone was staring at me all the time but we were mostly the sam,e
    scared some of the guys had big ones like matt but mostly we all had
    little ones and hairless why u want 2 know mis beating u up so does
    matt kyle

    "What's he talking about Scotty?"

    "He was talking about being naked in front of a bunch of guys when he
    had to take a shower in PE in the seventh grade Ricky."

    "What does he mean about the big one like Matt's?"

    "He was just talking about the other guys pee pees Ricky."

    "Richie and Jason have big pee pees all the time when I see them naked,
    and they have lots of hair down there too."

    I clicked onto Kyle's e-mail address and wrote him an e-mail

    Just gitten some info for when I go 2 7th grade iam a little scARed
    bout it and just wondering guss what my mom gitten marred2 bill in a
    few days loks like im gitten new dad tell matt 2 talk2 u later sm

    "Boy your spelling is bad Scotty." Ricky said as he sat down on my bed.

    "Yeah but I like the word processor that I have on this computer now.
    It corrects most of my words and grammar for me now when I have to
    answer letters for the Jordan Kid."

    I opened up the file from uncle Fred and when I saw there were fourteen
    letters I had to answer, I said, "Bill, I need you."

    "What is it sport?" Bill asked as he came to my bedroom.

    "Bill, if I have to answer all these letters, I need either a harder
    butt or a softer chair to sit on."

    Bill took the pillow off my bed and put it onto the chair and then I
    sat down on it.

    "Better Scotty?"

    "Lots."

    "We are going to take off now Scotty so we'll see you later."

    "Where you going Bill?"

    "Oh I thought I would take your mom out to a little restaurant I know,
    then we can talk about the wedding."

    "Your taking her to a bar aren't you?"

    "They have a bar there Scotty."

    "Make sure you have her home by ten Bill. She has to go to work
    tomorrow and don't get her too drunk."

    "Yes sir Mr. McCormick, home by ten and one small drink."

    "And Bill, take her dancing. She likes to dance."

    "How do you know that Scotty?"

    "She takes me dancing around the apartment all the time."

    "Now that you have a padded seat and butt Scotty, I expect you to
    answer all those letters."

    "Yes sir Mr. Stiles."

    My mom came into my room and gave me a kiss and hug, then she winked at
    me. Ricky opened his arms and my mom hugged and kissed him too. When I
    heard the front door closed, I waited to hear my mommy pass near my
    bedroom window, and I heard her humming, and I knew my mom was really
    happy now.

    "I love you mommy." I said as I ran to my bedroom window.

    "I love you too baby."

    I went back over to the computer and sat down, then I opened up the
    first letter: to jk i wet my pants in the car on our vacation this
    summer and now my dad wants me to wear goodnites everytime im in the
    car. i don't want to. what should I do. wet rider

    Dear wet, wearing Good Nites while you are in the car isn't so bad.
    It's a lot better then cleaning up a mess, but if you still don't want
    to wear Good Nites, then tell your dad that you will clean up the car,
    inside and out each time you have an accident in the car as long as you
    don't have to wear Good Nites. I would rather wear a pull-up then wash
    a car anytime. jk

    "Ricky, I don't know why this kid doesn't want to wear Good Nites. I
    like the BMX print they have on them."

    'Not no more they don't. They changed them to ATV print now."

    "How do you know Ricky?"

    "Saw them in the store."

    "When did they change them?"

    "Awhile ago."

    I started thinking about the Good Nites now, then I sent an e-mail to
    uncle Fred: Dear uncle Fred, Do you make anything like Good Nites or
    pull-ups? Need to know. jk, then I sent it.

    I opened up the next letter, and it was from a twelve year old boy: JK
    I need your help fast. I started having accidents at school last year.
    My mom doesn't know aout it cause ive been keeping it a secreat from
    her. I need something I can wear that no one knows im wearing it. I
    checked out your site and I think the school diaper is perfect for me.
    Is there anywhere I can buy them like at a store. My mom goes thru all
    my mail and packages so I cant order them thru the mail. HELP ME

    Dear help me You need to tell your mom that you are having accidents at
    school fast. It could be a medical thing that the doctor can help you
    with. My doctor says that bed-wetting is normal in most cases, but
    accidents during the day can be serious. Do you put off going to the
    bathroom when you should? A guy in my class in the forth grade was
    having wetting accidents at school until my teacher made him go to the
    bathroom before he could play at recess. He didn't have any more
    accidents at school. Tell your mom you need to see a doctor, and if you
    won't, please contact Mr. Jordan at Jordan Enterprises. His telephone
    number is on the top of the first page on this site. Please see a
    doctor. jk

    "I'm almost the same age as this kid Ricky."

    "What's it feel like being grown up Scotty?"

    "I'm not grown up yet Ricky. You have to be fifteen years old to be
    grown up…I think."

    I opened up the next one, and it read: my momy spaks me when I wet
    jeffery 7years old.

    Hey Ricky, I think this ones for you."

    "What's for me?"

    "I think you should answer this letter."

    Ricky came over and sat on my lap and read the letter, then said, "So?"

    "what would you do if your mom spanked you if you wet?"

    "Mommy wouldn't spank me."

    "What if she did?"

    "She wouldn't hit me Scotty."

    "What if you had a new baby sitter and she spanked you when you wet?"

    "I'd tell her not to."

    I wrote: Dear Jeffery, tell your mom that you will try your hardest to
    stay dry, and you don't like being spanked because you wet yourself. If
    you feel like you have to go to the bathroom, stop what you are doing
    and run to the bathroom. If you wet at night, don't drink anything
    three hours before you go to bed, and before you go to bed, make sure
    you use the bathroom first. jk

    "Maybe Jeffery's mom won't spank him anymore now." Ricky said.

    I opened up the next letter and read: Dear Jordan Kid, I met this kid a
    few weeks ago and he's kind of goofy. Seems he wears diapers all the
    time and now he's pushing diapers for a company he works for.

    I looked down at the signature and I knew it was from Chris when I saw
    FUTURE DODGER PLAYER

    I read on: Marcos wants to invite him to his birthday party and I don't
    know what this goofy little kid will say about going. Need your help.
    FUTURE DODGER PLAYER

    "Can I go too?" Ricky asked.

    "Let me ask Cathy…Cathy, I need you!" I yelled from my room.

    "What is it Scotty?"

    "This big kid is calling me goofy."

    Cathy read the letter, then asked, "Are you going Scotty?"

    "Only if I can take my little brother."

    Cathy typed the following: JK would love to partake in this celebration
    if you let him know the date, time, and place. Also he requests that he
    be allowed to bring along his sidekick. Signed Cathy

    Then I added: Dear new Dodgers owner: to the beginning of the letter.

    "Chris will get a kick out of that." Cathy said.

    I put the letter in the draft file, then I opened up the next letter:
    Jordan Kid I'm 13 years old and I have 2 friends that are 13 to. I will
    be going to a sleepover at their house and they want me to wear diapers
    with them all weekend long. There mom lets them wear diapers when they
    want to and they wear them every chance they can. Sometimes they wear
    them to school. Neither of them wets their beds or pants, they just
    like wearing diapers. Should I wear a diaper, too? Wondering in Ut.

    "How are you going to answer this one Scotty?" Cathy asked.

    "Remember Justin, that kid at the swings when we were taping the
    commercial at Marshal Field Cathy?"

    "Yeah?"

    "He liked wearing diapers too and I know he didn't need them."

    I typed: Dear wondering I had a friend that wore diapers even though he
    didn't need to wear them. Make your friends a deal. You'll try one on
    overnight and if you don't like it, you can take it off and they can't
    bug you about it anymore. jk

    "Good answer Scotty…Would either of you monkeys like some hot chocolate
    and popcorn tonight to celebrate the wedding?"

    "Don't you mean to celebrate Bill not fainting when he proposed to my
    mom?"

    "That too."

    "Are you going…?"

    "Yes Scotty, I'm going to use fire. If you don't quit teasing me about
    that, I'm going to put your hot chocolate in a baby bottle and put an
    infant nipple on it."

    "NO, not that. I'll do almost anything you say Cathy but no infant
    nipple…PLEASE?" I said then I giggled.

    "We'll see."

    I opened up the next letter: dear Jordan kid my mom just told me im
    going to my grandmas house for a week befor school starts. I wet my bed
    every nite but my grandma dosent know. How should I tell her. tee ps I
    wear pull ons my mom gets at the store so my grandma dosent need to
    help me get changed

    I wrote: Dear Tee When you get to your grandmas house, tell her (when
    you are alone with her) that you have accidents at night but your mom
    has gotten something for you to wear at night. Tell her you are old
    enough to put them on yourself, and ask her where she would like you to
    put them when they are wet. If you tell her first she will trust you
    more. jk P.S. take a plastic sheet with you JIC. (just in case)

    "One more letter done."

    "Hurry up, I want to read the next one." Ricky said.

    I opened up the next letter: To Jordan Kid I will be a a sophomore in
    high school this fall. Last year at Christmas time I found out I have
    diabetes mellitus that left me incontinent. I went back to school last
    Feb. and had to wear protection and all my classmates knew I was
    wearing a diaper and some of them teased me about it. It got so bad
    towards the end of the school year that I asked my mom if could change
    schools. My mom won't let me change schools. How can I get them to stop
    teasing me and calling me names? Phillip (not my real name)

    "Man that sucks!"

    "You decided you want your hot chocolate in a baby bottle Scotty?"
    Cathy said as she came into my room.

    "No, it's this letter. The same thing happened yesterday at the
    hospital. Carlos was being teased by some of the other guys in the ward
    because he wet his diaper and they made him cry."

    Cathy read the letter over my shoulder, then asked, "What are you going
    to tell him?"

    "If he was Carlos's age, I would do what I did yesterday for Carlos."

    "Yeah walk down to their room naked and yell at all those guys." Ricky
    said.

    "I didn't do that Cathy. Marlene took me down the hall to weigh me
    while I was naked, that's when I met Carlos. One of the other nurses
    was holding Carlos and he was wet and crying because they teased him
    about wetting his diaper. I was mad at those guys in his room so I told
    them."

    "Naked Scotty?" Cathy asked then giggled.

    "Yeah…I guess so."

    "Scotty, I don't think walking into a high school classroom naked would
    help Phillip." Cathy said as she giggled some more.

    "Yes it would Cathy. They would see Scotty and forget about Phillip."
    Ricky said.

    "So how are you going to answer this letter Scotty?"

    "Maybe I'll tell uncle Fred I can't answer it."

    "Scotty…why don't you take a break and have some hot chocolate and
    popcorn and think about it?"

    I read the letter once more, then I tickled Ricky's ribs so he would
    get up off my lap. We followed Cathy into the kitchen to get our
    popcorn and hot chocolate, then we watched TV.

    "Cathy, what is diabetes?"

    "Scotty, diabetes is…well, you know when you eat and after you eat you
    have plenty of energy to go out and play?"

    "Yeah?"

    "When you eat, the food is turned into glucose or sugar and it goes
    into your bloodstream all over you body to feed all you cells. You have
    a gland near your stomach called the pancreas that makes insulin. It is
    the insulin that helps get the glucose to your cells and sometimes the
    pancreas doesn't make enough insulin to do the job. If you don't have
    enough insulin then you need an insulin shot.

    When Cathy said shot, a chill ran down my back.

    "Do I have diabetes Cathy?"

    "No Scotty. When you had your blood test, it is usually one of the
    tests they do on your blood sample to see if you are diabetic. Dr.
    Giovanni would have called your mom immediately to let her know that
    you were diabetic. Everyone should have a blood test at least once a
    year for diabetes and they say that diabetes is on the rise in children
    and young adults…Now you guys ready for bed?"

    "Not yet Cathy. I think I have an answer for Phillip…Is Ricky gonna
    sleepover tonight Cathy?"

    "I guess so. I don't think your mom wants you turning into a bachelor
    tonight Scotty."

    I took my popcorn bowl and cup to the kitchen then ran to my bedroom. I
    sat down at my computer and typed: Dear Phillip Print up some cards
    that explain diabetes and how it affected you. Make sure to tell them
    to have a blood test once a year so they don't get diabetes too. When
    they tease you or call you a name, give them a card then walk away. If
    they understand it can happen to them, they will probably stop teasing
    you. Let me know what happens this Fall. jk

    "Can I change one line Scotty?"

    "Which one Cathy?"

    Cathy typed: Make sure they have a blood test once a year so if they do
    have diabetes, it can be caught early and treated as soon as possible.
    (ASAP)

    'Yeah, that's better Cathy." I said then I put the letter in the draft
    file, then turned off the computer.

    "What do you guys want to wear tonight?"

    "How bout the all in ones Bill left me?"

    "Want to wear one Ricky?"

    "Yup." Ricky said as he climbed up the steps and onto the dresser.

    "Where are the all in ones Scotty?"

    "I ran over to my closet and slid open the door, then took out two
    printed all in ones.

    "Which one Ricky?" I asked as I held up a teddy bear print and cowboy
    and Indian print.

    "Cowboys."

    I tossed the teddy bear print down and found another cowboy and Indian
    printed diaper.

    "Here you go Cathy."

    Cathy slipped the all in on diaper under Ricky's rear then she powered
    his rear and front.

    "These all in ones have snaps instead of Velcro, and the plastic cover
    is a lot thicker then your regular plastic pants Scotty."

    I felt the plastic cover and it was thick, then I felt the cloth liner
    and it felt like it was three times thicker then one of my regular
    cloth diapers.

    "I can wear these three nights in a row before they would be wet."

    "You wouldn't want to wear a wet diaper at night Scotty, besides you
    would end up with DR for sure." Cathy said as she pulled the diaper up
    between Ricky's legs and snapped it closed.

    Ricky climbed down off the dresser then got into my bed. I climbed up
    onto the dresser, then Cathy took my diaper of as she asked me,
    "Scotty, how did you come up with that answer for Phillip?"

    "I was thinking about what I did at my last apartment. I needed some
    money, so I made up a bunch of cards telling our neighbors I was
    collecting aluminum cans and if they wanted to get rid of them to give
    me a call."

    "That was a smart idea Scotty."

    "Not really. The phone was ringing a lot and my mom didn't like it."

    Cathy slipped the all in one diaper underneath me, and as I put my butt
    down, I felt the soft cotton against my rear and it felt good

    "I wonder if these all in one diapers were made as traveling diapers?"

    "They are thick enough Scotty, and I think Bill got you the right size
    this time." Cathy said as she snapped it closed, then she added, "Looks
    like you will be able to wear these for a couple of years unless you
    wear them out Scotty."

    "What are we doing tomorrow Cathy?" I asked as I got into my bed.

    "Oh, I thought I would take you monkeys to the toy store and let you
    buy whatever you want."

    "Yeah right and you'll let us rent a U-Haul to bring the toys home
    too."

    "What do you guys want to do tomorrow?"

    "Can we go to the beach?" I asked.

    "We'll see Scotty." Cathy said as she left my bedroom.

    "Where do you want to go Ricky?"

    "I don't know."

    "Want to go to the park and play in the fort?"

    "I don't know."

    "Want to go to the arcade?"

    "I don't know."

    "Want to go to a bar and pick up a hook…?"

    "Here you guys." Cathy said as she came back into my room with our baby
    bottles.

    Cathy handed me a bottle with warm hot chocolate in it, and then she
    handed a bottle to Ricky. I looked at Ricky, then I put the nipple of
    my baby bottle into his mouth. Ricky was surprised, then he put his
    baby bottle nipple to my lips.

    "That's what I like to see, two little boys learning how to feed each
    other…Now you monkeys get to sleep and no goofing off."

    Cathy kissed us goodnight then she turned off the bedroom light as she
    left.

    I took the baby bottle out of my mouth, then asked, Mommy, is that
    you?"

    "Yes sweetheart."

    "Did Bill take you dancing tonight?"

    "Yes baby and I had the time of my life. Bill is a pretty good dancer."

    "That's good."

    "And we only had one glass of champagne too."

    "He didn't try to get you drunk?"

    "No Bill is such a sweet wonderful guy…Scotty, how did you know I
    wanted to visit British Columbia?"

    "Remember in the forth grade when we were studying Canada's geography,
    you said you wanted to see British Columbia sometime."

    "And you remembered?"

    "Yeah."

    "I love you so much baby, and thank you for such a wonderful evening."
    my mom said, then she gave me a kiss on my cheek.

    I looked over at the doorway, and Cathy was standing there. I winked at
    her, but I didn't know if she saw me. As my mommy left my bedroom, I
    put the baby bottle nipple back into my mouth, truned onto my stomach,
    and went back to sleep.

    END OF CHAPTER 30

`Chapter 31 MY MOM'S REALLY GETTING MARRIED?`