    "Bill" BY CODY MATTHEW JAMES III 2/8/05

    Chapter 36 WEDDING DAY

    When I woke up, I wiped the sleep out of my eyes, and then the scent of
    pancakes hit my nose. I lifted Ricky's arm from off from around my neck
    and then I sat up. I looked down at Kevin and he was sleeping on his
    stomach, and the baby bottle nipple was still being held tightly in his
    lips. I lifted the blanket up slowly as I backed out from underneath
    it. As I stood up I looked down to make sure Ricky and Kevin were still
    asleep, then I walked to the kitchen. I stood there watching Cathy pour
    pancake batter into the pan and then put the bowl back down onto the
    counter.

    "You're cooking with fire."

    Cathy was startled then she turned and looked at me.

    "Shhh Scotty. I don't want anyone to know I cook with magic stuff
    called fire."

    "Then you know how to cook?"

    "Yeah but if you tell anyone I will deny it." Cathy said as she walked
    over to me.

    "How long have you been able to cook?"

    "Since I was about eight." Cathy said as she grabbed me and sat me up
    on the counter stool.

    Cathy started tickling me as she said, "Do not tell ANYONE Scotty or I
    will deny it."

    I moved back and forth trying to dodge her fingers as she tickled me.

    "My mommy up yet Cathy?"

    "How would I know Scotty…unless she called me this morning?"

    "Did she?"

    "Yeah, she said she could barely sleep last night."

    "I'm gonna go down and see her Cathy." I said as I hopped down off the
    stool and ran to the front door.

    "Scotty, WAIT!"

    I ran down the hallway to the stairs, then I walked down very slowly as
    I thought to myself, 'No accidents today. I want my mommy to get
    married'.

    I ran to the front door of my apartment and tried the doorknob, but it
    was locked. I knocked of the door as I said, "Mommy, its me, let me
    in."

    I heard the door unlock then the doorknob turned and the door opened.

    "You have a good party last night mommy?" I asked as I jumped into her
    waiting arms.

    "Yes baby. It was a wonderful party."

    "I missed you mommy."

    "I missed you too sweetheart. I thought Cathy said she was going to
    feed your face before you came down to get dressed?"

    "I just wanted to check on you first mommy. You still gonna get married
    to Bill?"

    "It's up to you baby."

    I looked my mommy in her eyes for a moment, then I nodded my head and
    then kissed her.

    "Why don't you go back upstairs to Cathy's and feed your face, then you
    and Ricky can come down to get dressed."

    "We gonna take a bath down here or up at Cathy's?"

    "Better take one up there baby. I will be putting my face on down
    here."

    "I think you look prettiest when you don't wear makeup."

    "Thank you baby. Now you better head upstairs before you know who eats
    everything in sight." my mom said as she let me down.

    "I forgot bout him. See you later mommy!" I said as I rushed out the
    door.

    I ran all the way back up to Cathy's apartment and I was expecting to
    see Ricky finishing off the last of the pancakes. When I went in, I
    smelled the scent of pancakes again as I ran into the kitchen.

    "Ricky already done eating Cathy?" I asked when I saw he wasn't there.

    "No Scotty, he's not even up yet."

    I ran to the bedroom and saw that Ricky and Kevin were still asleep. I
    went over to Ricky an knelt down and whispered into his ear, "It's time
    for ballet class little bro."

    "Richie I don't wanna go to ballet." Ricky said in his sleep.

    "You know that mom an dad said you had to go to ballet or you will get
    a spanking."

    "Mommy and daddy would never spank me Richie."

    "You better put your tights on then Ricky."

    "Okay Richie." Ricky said, then he started making the motion like he
    was putting a pair of tights on.

    "See Ricky, they aren't that bad are they?"

    "No they aren't. Don't tell no one Richie but I like the why they feel
    on me."

    "We will get you some you can wear to school okay Ricky?"

    "Okay Richie that would be neat."

    "Who you talking to Scotty?" Kevin asked as he wiped the sleep from his
    eyes.

    "No one Kev. Ricky talks in his sleep sometimes that's all."

    "What did he say?"

    "Ah…That he wants to go swimming."

    "The pancakes are done you guys. Are you ready to eat?" Cathy asked
    from the bedroom doorway.

    "Ricky is talking in his sleep Cathy." Kevin said.

    "Again…I better wake him up before he buys a bridge or something else I
    cant afford." Cathy said as she shook Ricky awake.

    "What you want?"

    "Time to wake up bro. We got a long day ahead of us."

    Ricky sat up, then the smell of the pancakes hit his nose an then he
    was wide awake.

    "We having pancake for breakfast?"

    "Yeah I thought you boys would like that."

    Before Cathy could blink, Ricky threw the blanket off him an was
    heading for the kitchen.

    "How did you sleep last night Kevin?"

    "Good…but I think I wet last night."

    "That's norm around here Kevin with Scotty and Ricky."

    "I like wearing pampers better then my pull-ups." Kevin said as he got
    up.

    "You should try the school diaper Jordan makes. You'd like those better
    then pampers." I said.

    "I ain't wearing no diaper to school."

    "They just call them school diapers. You can wear them anytime. They
    are thicker then pampers an they have neat prints an colors."

    "You think you can talk my mom into getting me some of those Cathy?"

    "The school diapers?"

    "Yeah."

    "They are cheaper then pull-ups but you may have to learn how to put
    them on yourself Kev."

    "I don't care the diaper is lots softer then my old pull-ups."

    "I'll talk to her and see what she says. You two had better get to the
    kitchen before Ricky eats everything in sight."

    Kevin an me ran to the kitchen and saw Ricky standing there holding a
    plate loaded with pancakes that were dripping with syrup.

    "You leave any for us Ricky?" I asked.

    "I hid some in the oven for you guys." Cathy said as she walked up
    behind us.

    I went over to the stove and opened the oven door, and there were two
    plates of pancakes inside.

    "I learned a long time ago with Ricky, never leave everything out in
    sight he can EAT and always hide some so other people can eat too."

    Ricky placed the forkful of pancakes into his mouth and then smiled as
    the syrup dripped down his chin. Cathy got a bib and then tied it
    around his neck as the first drop of syrup hit his bib.

    Cathy put some pancakes on our plates then she covered them with syrup.
    As we got our forks Cathy tied a bib around my neck then Kevin's neck.
    We sat down at the kitchen table an started to eat and I watched Ricky
    devour his pancakes.

    "When you guys are done eating it's bath time."

    "Even me too?"

    "Even you Kevin."

    "You going to give us a bath?"

    "If I let Ricky and Scotty bath themselves they would never finish."

    "If I washed Ricky we would." I said.

    "An I can wash Scotty."

    "An there is no way I'm going to let you two wash each other. We would
    have another Johnstown flood.

    "A what?"

    "I'll tell you later about that Scotty."

    Ricky finished first and as soon as Kevin and me finished we all put
    our plates into the kitchen sink.

    "Anyone need to use the pot?" Cathy asked as we walked to the bathroom.

    "Nope!"

    "Me either." I said

    Kevin looked at the toilet, then at Cathy as he asked, "Ricky and
    Scotty still have to use a potty seat?"

    "I don't need to but Scotty does cus he falls in if he don't." Ricky
    said.

    "Okay Nope you are first up on the potty, then you're next Me either."
    Cathy said as she took Ricky's diaper off him.

    Ricky climbed up onto the potty seat and adjusted himself as Cathy took
    my diaper off me the she took the diaper off Kevin.

    "Are we going to get dressed for the wedding here Cathy?"

    "No Scotty. We will be going down to your apartment to get dressed,
    then we will go to the church."

    "I wonder what Bill is doing right now?"

    "Knowing him his friends have him in a cold shower trying to wake him
    up."

    "How come?"

    "I'll tell you that in a few years Scotty." Ricky are you done yet?"

    "Yup."

    "One down an two to go." Cathy said as she picked Ricky up off the
    potty seat.

    I climbed up onto the potty while I watch Cathy fill the tub, then she
    put bubble bath into the water.

    "Ricky and Kevin hop in so I can get you washed."

    Ricky stepped into the rub followed by Kevin, then they both sat down.
    Cathy started washing Ricky's hair as Kevin played with the toy boat.
    As Ricky stood up to get washed, Kevin said, "My mom hasn't given me a
    bath in a long time."

    "Cathy gives me and Scotty a bath every day."

    "And you two need it every day…Scotty, are you finished?"

    "Yup."

    Cathy finished washing Ricky, and then she started washing Kevin.

    "Is the wedding gonna take long?"

    "No it usually takes a few minutes Scotty, then you guys can go out an
    play until the reception starts."

    "What do they do at the reception?"

    "Your mom and new daddy will be greeting the guests and talking to them
    for a few minutes. Its when the guests offer their condolences…I mean
    their congratulations to them on getting married, and then they start
    eating."

    "Do we…?"

    "Oh I almost forgot Scotty. You will be sleeping over here tonight."

    "How come Cathy?"

    "It will give your mom and Bill a chance to get to know each other
    better."

    "Yeah they are gonna be huggin and kissing all night long."

    "No they wont Ricky. They will be talking to each other too."

    "What about tomorrow Cathy. Will I be able to get to know my new dad
    better?"

    "I think Bill and your mother will be getting ready for the cruise
    Scotty. They asked me to watch you on Sunday while they get packed."

    "You mean I wont see Bill until they get back?"

    "Oh I think he will find some time to be with you tomorrow Scotty."

    "Do you know where we are going to live after the wedding?"

    "No but that was one of the things they were planning to talk about on
    the cruise."

    "I hope we can still live here for ever and I can go to Lone hill
    school too."

    "Yeah then we can go to school together." Kevin said as he stood up.

    Cathy washed Kevin's rear and then she turned him around facing her,
    then she washed his penis and crotch. I watched as Kevin's penis
    started growing and stood straight out front. Kevin looked down and
    turned red, then he looked at me.

    "Don't worry, Kevin, all boys do that." Cathy said as she finished
    washing him.

    Cathy rinsed Kevin off then she dried him off as I got into the tub and
    sat down.

    As soon as Kevin was dried off, Cathy picked him up and sat him on the
    potty seat. Cathy placed Kevin's pee pee into the deflector and
    adjusted him and as we looked at him Kevin turned red.

    "Hurry up Cathy, I want to get out."

    "Sorry Ricky but I had one more monkey 2 wash first. Why are you in
    such a hurry? Are you going to a wedding or something?

    "You know I am Cathy."

    Cathy finished washing my hair, then I stood up and she started washing
    my stomach then my penis, and as I stood there, my pee pee started
    growing. Kevin watched as it grew bigger then he laughed as he said,
    "Scotty's pee pee is bigger then mine was."

    "That's because Scotty is older then you are Kevin."

    "But he's not as big as me." Ricky said as he looked up at me.

    "You are not bigger then me."

    "Am to."

    "Are not."

    "Am to."

    "Okay you guys quit arguing."

    "I'm still taller then you Scotty!"

    "Aren't!"

    Cathy finished washing me, then she rinsed me and Ricky off.

    "Cathy, are you gonna double diaper us before we go downstairs to get
    dressed?"

    "I wanted to know if I have to run down to my apartment twice as fast."

    "I think we will put some shorts on you first so you can WALK down to
    your apartment."

    "Can I wear a diaper too Cathy?"

    "I guess so Kev…Are you thru on the potty?"

    "Yeah." Kevin said as he got off the potty seat, and then he wiped his
    rear.

    "Scotty you are first up on the changing table so you can go downstairs
    an say good morning to you mom."

    "I already did that Cathy."

    Cathy winked at me, then I understood what she meant. I ran to the
    changing table and climbed up on top and waited for her.

    "Cathy, are ladies at the church gonna pinch my cheeks like I see them
    do on TV?" I yelled towards the bathroom.

    "Don't worry Scotty, you wont feel it through your diaper."

    "You know what I mean Cathy."

    "Oh you mean your cheeks up stairs?"

    "Yeah."

    "When you look at cute an precious as you do Scotty, you got to learn
    to live with it."

    I laid back on the changing table as I thought about all the woman at
    the church coming over to me an pinching my cheeks as they say 'oh how
    cute. 'I wish I could take him home with me. He's so adorable', an then
    I remember when my mom took me to her work one day when I was little an
    how all the woman there wanted to hold me, an I was seven years old at
    the time.

    "What are you thinking about Scotty?" Cathy asked.

    "Oh nothing."

    Cathy went over to the dresser and took out two cloth diapers and some
    safety pins, then she slipped a cloth diaper underneath me. Cathy
    sprinkled baby powder all over me then she rubbed it in as she said,
    "This will keep you a little dryer in your tux Scotty."

    Cathy raised my rear and spread baby powder over my rear and crotch
    area, then she pulled the cloth diaper up between my legs and pinned
    the rear to the front. Cathy went over to the paper bag and took out
    two of my all in one diapers an as I raised up my rear she slipped it
    underneath me. She pulled the all in one diaper up between my legs and
    fastened the Velcro tapes to the front then she slipped some plastic
    pants over my feet, up my legs then over my diapers.

    "You can hop down Scotty so we can get some shorts on you."

    I hopped down off the changer and as Cathy held my shorts I stepped
    into them.

    "Scotty, tell our mom we will be down in about ten minutes to get
    dressed."

    "Okay Cathy." I said as I ran to the front door.

    I ran down the hallway and when I got to the stairway, I walked down
    slowly until I got to the bottom and then I ran to our front door.

    "Mommy I'm home, where are you?"

    "In the bathroom putting my makeup on."

    I ran to the bathroom and stopped at the door.

    "Are you ready to give me away baby?" my mom said as she looked at me
    in the reflection of the mirror.

    "If I can go like this I am." I said as I turned around in a full
    circle.

    "I wouldn't care how you are dressed baby just as long as you are there
    with me."

    I reached up and my mommy put her mascara down and picked me, then she
    asked, "Doubled diapered?"

    I shook my head yes as I said, "Don't want nothing to happen at the
    wedding." then I gave her a kiss and a great big hug.

    I love you too sweetheart. Now why don't you go into your room and lay
    out your clothes and Ricky's too."

    "Oh Cathy said she will be down in ten minutes mommy."

    'Okay baby."

    As soon as my mom let me down I ran into my bedroom and set the boxes
    our suits were in onto the bed. I opened up my box, took out my jacket
    and put it on the back of my computer chair, then I took out my pants
    and laid the down on the bed. I put the cumber bun on top of my pants
    and then I looked at the shirt that was still in the box and it was
    wrapped in plastic like it was just store bought. I opened up the
    plastic and took the shirt out and unbuttoned it then I draped it over
    the jacket. I took my box and put it under the bed, and then I opened
    up Ricky's box. I lifted the red velvet vest out of the box and looked
    it over as I sat it down on the bed. I looked at the red velvet shorts
    in the box and they looked real small to me. These will never fit Ricky
    I thought to myself as I lifted them out of the box slowly, then I
    noticed that the sides of the shorts had been folded in and the shorts
    grew bigger as I took them out. I held them up to my waist an saw they
    were just the right size for Ricky and his double diapered butt. I sat
    them down on my bed next to my pillow, then I saw the white tights
    laying there. I quickly took the tights out of the box and underneath
    them just like the big salesman had promised were the white sheer knee
    socks. I took the white tights and hid them underneath my pillow, then
    I put the knee socks down on my bed next to Ricky's shorts.

    "Mommy, everything is laid out. Are we going to take the other diaper
    bag when we go?"

    "We had better. We might need it if Chris or….'

    "Or who mommy?"

    "Or his friend need a change."

    "You ain't gonna tell me are you mommy?"

    "Sorry baby but that is a secret Bill swore me to."

    "Should I put in the small, medium, or large diapers mommy?"

    "You better put in a few of each."

    "Does Chris's friend like prints, colors, or white mommy?"

    "I don't know sweetheart so you better put in a few of each."

    "Is Chris's friend gonna wear one of my sun suits?"

    "No he will be wearing his shorts after the wedding."

    RATS! I thought to myself as I slipped the empty box under my bed.

    "Anyone here getting married today?" I heard Cathy ask from the living
    room.

    "I'm in the bathroom Cathy."

    "Scotty in there with you?"

    "I'm in my bedroom." I said as I got the diaper bag out of the closet.

    Cathy and Ricky came into my room an saw the clothes laid out then
    Cathy said, "As soon as we are dressed I will dress you two monkeys. I
    don't want to take any chances of you boys messing up your clothes
    before we leave."

    "Scotty is getting the other diaper bag ready in case we need it
    Cathy." my mom said.

    "Okay Jeanne…Scotty as soon as you are finished watch TV with Ricky
    until we get you dressed, and no wrestling or there will be two butts
    that won't be able to sit down after the wedding…understand?"

    By the tone in Cathy's voice I knew she was serious. Ricky and me shook
    out heads yes slowly as I finished filling the diaper bag then I
    followed Ricky out to the living room to watch TV. As we sat there,
    Ricky and me looked at each other a few times, then we started giggling
    at each other. We stared into each others eyes nose to nose and I tried
    to hold back the laugher as long as I could then it came rushing out as
    I laid backwards on the couch looking up at Ricky, then he started
    laughing too as he went down onto his back.

    "What are you two doing out there?" Cathy yelled from the bathroom.

    "Nothin." Ricky and I said in unison, then we started laughing even
    louder. I sat up and stared down at Ricky laying there never blinking
    my eyes, then a smile slowly crept over my face an I could no longer
    resist laughing even louder this time as I fell onto my back. Ricky sat
    up and stared down at me as I laid there and I continued giggling.

    "Ricky and Scotty, its time to get dressed." Cathy said as she walked
    into the living room.

    Ricky and me walked into my room as we tried to out stare each other.
    When we got to my room, Cathy said, "Lets get you dressed first Scotty.
    I know you will stay cleaner longer then Ricky."

    Cathy pulled my shorts down and off of me, then she picked my pants up
    off the bed and held then down for me to step into, and then she pulled
    them up and fastened the waist together. She picked up my shirt and
    help me slip my arms into the sleeves then she buttoned the cuff
    buttons and shirt buttons then she tucked my shirt into my pants. I
    picked up the cumber bun and handed it to Cathy, then she put the
    cumber bun around me and fastened it.

    "Scotty, do you think you can put your shoes and socks on while I get
    Ricky dressed?"

    "Yeah." I said then Ricky reached down to my zipper and pulled it up,
    and said "You didn't do that."

    As I walked over to my dresser, I realized that I had forgotten to
    polish my shoes.

    "Mommy! I forgot bout shinning my shoes yesterday!"

    "Don't worry baby I took care of that last night for you."

    I ran over to the closet, threw open the door and looked down. There
    were my shoes nice and shinny staring back up at me.

    "Mommy, thanks an I love you."

    "Your welcome sweetheart."

    I carefully picked up my shoes then I went and got my socks out of the
    drawer and then went an sat on my bed. I pulled my socks on as I
    watched Cathy put Ricky's shirt on him.

    "Hey, where are the tights Ricky was going to wear." Cathy said as she
    held up the white stockings.

    I briefly looked at Cathy and shrugged my shoulders, then I continued
    putting my socks on my feet.

    "I knew I should have checked everything before we left the tux shop
    yesterday!"

    I looked at Ricky as he looked at me, then he said to me, "You know
    where they are Scotty?"

    I bowed my head yes in a slow motion.

    "I don't mind wearing tights now Scotty. You said there not sissy so I
    want to wear them." Ricky said to me as we looked into each others
    eyes.

    I looked at Cathy for a moment, then I reached underneath my pillow and
    pulled the tights out. As I handed them to her I said, "I promised
    Ricky he didn't have to wear them if he didn't want to Cathy."

    "I understand Scotty."

    "I don't mind them an I kinda like wearing them too." Ricky said as he
    raised his foot and put it into the tights.

    I reached down and picked up my shoes, opened up the Velcro and slipped
    my shoes onto my feet and fastened the Velcro straps. As I stood up I
    watched as Cathy pulled the tights up and over Ricky's diaper and
    adjust the waistband.

    "I got some black socks Ricky can wear." I said.

    "How would that look Scotty, black socks over white tights?"

    When I thought about it I started giggling.

    "Ricky will be wearing slippers with his tights Scotty. He won't need
    any socks."

    "Where are his slippers?"

    "They are out in the living room in the bag on the chair. Will you…"

    Before she could finish, I ran out of my room and got the bag and ran
    back to my room. I handed the bag to Cathy then I watched as she took
    out the red velvet slippers and put them on Ricky's feet.

    "Now you two gentlemen go out and watch TV. As soon as we get dressed
    we will leave, and I don't…"

    'Want no wrestling." Ricky and I said as we went to the living room.

    We watched TV for awhile before Ricky and me started our staring
    contest again and as we giggled, "You guys ready to go?"

    I looked over, and my mom was standing there modeling her wedding gown
    for Ricky and me.

    "Mommy…you look pretty."

    "Yeah."

    "Okay monkeys lets get to the wedding before Bill chickens out." Cathy
    said as she came out in her brides maid dress carrying the diaper bag.

    "You look pretty too Cathy." Ricky said.

    "Yeaah."

    "Don't get any ideas Scotty, and get your tongue up off the floor and
    put it back in your mouth."

    "Well we better get this over with." my mom said as she opened up the
    front door.

    Richly and I raced to the carport, then waited by the S.U.V. until my
    mom and Cathy got there.

    "Would you like to drive Jeanne?"

    "I'd better drive mommy. I don't want you or Cathy to get your dresses
    mess up." I said.

    "I would prefer to have this wedding at the church baby and not at the
    hospital."

    "I don't drive that bad…yet."

    "Remember your tricycle sweetheart?"

    "Oh yeah."

    Ricky and me climbed into our car seats then Cathy buckled us into
    them, then we took off for the church.

    "Are we going to be sleeping at Bills tonight or our apartment mommy?"

    "You will be sleeping at my apartment tonight Scotty." Cathy said.

    "How come?"

    "I think your mom and Bill want to be alone on there wedding night
    Scotty."

    "Oh…oh yeah I forgot."

    "When we got to the church, there was a guy in the parking lot opening
    car doors and another guy parking the cars. When we drove up, the guy
    opened my mom's door, and saw her, then he bowed for a second then he
    helped her out of the S.U.V. He went over to Cathy's door and as he
    opened her door, Cathy said, "I got two monkeys in the back that need
    to get out too."

    The guy stared at her for a moment, then he looked inside the S.U.V. at
    us. Ricky and me started making monkey sounds, then the guy started
    laughing.

    "Madam, you had me scared there for a moment." the guy said to Cathy.

    The guy climbed into the S.U.V. and unfastened our car seat harness
    then me and Ricky got out.

    "You know Jeanne, this is your last chance to stay a free woman."

    My mommy looked down at me as she said, "I left that decision up to
    Scotty and by the look on his face, I know I want to get married."

    An usher came out of the church and then escorted us inside. When we
    went past the chapel, I looked in and saw Chris talking to Alonso,

    "Mommy, Chris is here so that means Bill is here too."

    "Baby why don't you take Ricky over to Chris and have Chris take him to
    Bill. Bill should be able to tell Ricky what he is to do before the
    wedding.

    "Where will you be?"

    "I'll be in one of these rooms down here if you need me."

    "Okay mommy."

    Ricky and me ran over to Chris and when he saw us he said, "Hey little
    dude what are you doing here? Gonna marry Cathy?"

    "He still wants to." Ricky said.

    "My mom said to take Ricky to Bill so Bill can put him to work."

    "Bill is talking to the minister somewhere. I'll take Ricky and find
    him. You stay here so you don't get lost Scotty."

    "Okay Chris." I said as I looked around the room.

    I watched Alonso as he set up the camera at the rear of the chapel.

    "Well Scotty. Are you ready for the wedding?"

    "Yeah but I'm kind of nervous."

    "You shouldn't be Scotty. Why don't you go to the bathroom and get a
    cool towel and wipe your face and forehead. That always makes me feel
    better when I'm nervous."

    "Where is the bathroom Alonso?"

    "Thru the door over there and down the hall to the end."

    "I'll be right back." I said

    I walked out thru the doorway and down the hall and saw the door marked
    men's restroom. I pushed the door open and went inside to the sink. I
    pulled a paper towel out of the dispenser then I turned on the water
    and soaked the paper towel. As I was about to put it to my forehead I
    heard a strange noise coming from one of the restroom stalls. I
    listened then I heard more strange noises coming from the stall. I went
    over to the stall and pushed the door open and saw Chris standing there
    holding his penis. I looked down at the floor and there was a puddle of
    white liquid on the floor in front of Chris.

    "Chris! Are you okay? Are you sick? Should I go an get Bill?" I
    anxiously asked as I trembled.

    "Aw Scotty…Aw ..I'm okay. NO don't tell anyone you hear Scotty."

    "If your sick Chris I gotta tell Bill. I don't want nothing to happen
    to you."

    "I'm okay Scotty an don't tell no one about this, understand?"

    "You sure?" I asked as I looked down at the white stuff on the floor.

    "Yeah little dude. I'll be okay." Chris said as he fastened his diaper
    and then pulled his pants up and fastened them.

    I backed up as I stared down at the white stuff on the floor, then
    tears came to my eyes.

    "What are you crying about Scotty?"

    "I…I don't want you to be sick."

    "I'm okay little dude." Chris said as he came over and hugged me trying
    to comfort me.

    "What…what was that white stuff that came out of your pee pee?

    "I'll tell you about that later Scotty. Now you promise not to tell
    anyone?"

    "Okay I won't."

    Chris got a paper towel and wiped up the white stuff that was on the
    floor, then he threw the paper towel into the trashcan.

    "Remember Scotty, don't tell no one." Chris said as he took my hand and
    we walked out of the restroom.

    "Are you hurting much?"

    "No Scotty…I will explain what happened later. Lets go find Bill and
    see what's up."

    We walked into the chapel and I saw Bill talking to Alonzo and Ricky
    was with him.

    As we walked toward them, Bill saw me and said, "Hey Scotty, I saw
    Ricky's and your better side last night at my bachelor's party. That
    was a good picture of you two."

    I stared off into space as my thoughts were on Chris and what I had
    seen in the restroom.

    "Scotty?"

    "Scotty, are you okay?"

    "Huh?"

    "Are you okay?" Bill asked again.

    "Yeah."

    "What's the matter Scotty?" Bill asked as he got down on his knee and
    looked me in the eyes.

    "Oh nothing Bill."

    "Do you want to talk about it Scotty?"

    "Ah, let me talk to him Bill. He's probably just a little scared that's
    all." Chris said, then he took me outside.

    When we got outside Chris looked me in my eyes as he said, "Scotty…What
    you saw in the bathroom, well it wasn't because I am sick, it…well,
    it's because I'm not a little kid anymore…ah…have you had sex ed in
    school yet…oh crap how can I explain this to you."

    I stood there staring at Chris and I had never seen him like this
    before.

    "What are you trying to say Chris?"

    'What you saw in the bathroom is normal for guys like us Scotty. Its
    called sex, well its really called masturbation an its when you shoot
    your load without a girl being there."

    "Huh?"

    "Masturbation is when you have sex with yourself Scotty."

    "Does it hurt bad?"

    "No Scotty it doesn't hurt at all, as a matter of fact it feels real
    good when you do it."

    "Then you're not sick?"

    "No Scotty. I was just nervous about the wedding and standing up in
    front of all those people so I did that to relax me."

    "What does it feel like?"

    "Scotty…you would have to try it to understand how it feels. I know I
    was scared when I did it the first time and what you feel I can't
    describe but I know you would like it."

    "If my pee pee gets big like yours was that that mean I'll have sex
    too?"

    "That's why your dick gets big Scotty so you can have sex."

    "You mean in mine gets big when Cathy washes me I'll have sex?"

    'No Scotty you have to be thinking about something you like then you
    might shoot a load."

    "You mean If I think about chocolate cake while Cathy is washing me
    I'll shoot…shoot a load?"

    "No Scotty but remember how you feel about Cathy? If you think of
    something like that you might shoot."

    I was now scared that I might shoot while Cathy was giving me a bath
    and that was the last thing I wanted to do in front of her I thought.

    "Since you are still a little kid Scotty I don't think you will be able
    to shoot for a couple of years yet."

    I looked deep into Chris's eyes to see if I could tell that he was
    telling me the truth and as I did, that quaint little smile was not
    there, and I knew he was telling me the truth. I wrapped my arms around
    him and gave him a big hug, and then he hugged me back as he said, kay
    little dude we better get inside an get Bill married before he chickens
    out."

    "Do you think about Cathy when you shoot?"

    "No I…I think about something else."

    "What do you think about when you shoot Chris?"

    "You're not supposed to say shoot Scotty unless its in private and
    we're talking to guys our age, and…we'll talk about that tonight at the
    sleepover if Ricky…."

    "We are having a sleepover tonight?"

    "Didn't Cathy tell you Scotty?"

    "Nope."

    "Don't tell her I told you and don't you tell Ricky. Cathy might have
    wanted to surprise you guys."

    "Who else is gonna be there?"

    "Can't tell you little dude or Bill would kill me."

    "RATS!" I said out loud, then I looked around at all the startled
    people going in to the chapel and I turned red.

    "Are you feeling okay Scotty?" Bill asked as we walked up.

    "Yeah me an Chris talked about s…I mean the wedding Bill. I guess I am
    a little nervous that's all."

    "You better go to your mom now Scotty. The wedding is going to start in
    a few minutes."

    "Okay Bil…I mean dad."

    I looked my new dad in his eyes an I could tell he was happy, very very
    happy and I knew he was going to marry my mommy an he was not going to
    chicken out no way!

    END OF CHAPTER 36

`Chapter 37 FINALLY I GOT A DAD`