Name: Vinnie R.
Email: vinnierusso67@yahoo.com
Ages: 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14
Current Age: 38
Stories of a Diaper Man

I have the best job in the world. I drive a delivery van for a diaper 
service in New Jersey and you just won't believe all the stuff I get to 
see--and then get paid to do! For someone with a diaper fetish, it's 
almost heaven on earth. It's not the best paying job, but the "fringe 
benefits" are great. Most of the customers are babies along with some 
elderly people from nursing homes, but there are also numerous others--
mostly larger kids who still wet their pants and beds--and that's where 
the real fun is.

The job is mostly picking up pails of wet underwear and dropping off 
clean diapers. I'm also responsible for getting payment from the home 
customers. Disposables have cut heavily into our business, but thanks 
to tree-hugging environmentalists, cloth is starting to make a big 
comeback. Lately though, we've had some personnel cuts and I've had to 
do sorting. The diapers get washed and dried separately from the 
waterproof pants and I sometimes have to open the dirty diaper pails 
and remove the rubber pants myself before turning the items over to the 
laundry crew. It's always fun imagining what's gone on. The laundry 
crew gets all the dirty work and I'm glad I'm not part of it anymore. I 
had to do it myself when I first hired on. I was unemployed 3 months 
and it was the only work I could find. They have to make sure there's 
no pins left in the diapers, flush out any crap remaining in them and 
then toss them into the large washing machines along with detergent. 
Everyone on the laundry crew wears rubber gloves and protective 
clothing and it usually stinks pretty bad down there. But the boss 
thought I was doing a good job and after 4 months, he offered me a 
delivery route along with a raise and I quickly took it. You've got to 
be pretty hard up for work to stay on the laundry crew. There's this 
German woman, Helga Kohler who's been there 15 years. She's not the 
most attractive thing I've ever laid eyes on (200 lbs) and can be a 
real bitch at times. She's got the personality of a tuna fish and is 
not too bright to boot. I think she is where she belongs--washing out 
shitty pants for just about minimum wage. There's another washer woman 
there too, Harriet who's also a total dunce. I don't think she could 
find another job if her life depended on it. These positions don't 
really attract quality people and Harriet is living proof. She's as 
dumb as a brick with an extremely short temper. Several timea I've seen 
her get pissed off at someone and then hurl a wet laundry item (dirty 
or clean) at them. She's been there 6 years and I'm surprised she 
hasn't been fired before now. Needless to say, people usually don't 
stay long and the turnover is high. And their boss, Larry the laundry 
supervisor is a complete asshole anyhow. I was really glad to get away 
from there. Most of the rest of the laundry crew had the career choice 
of either doing this or becoming "professional burger flippers". A 
couple of people have also been fired there as the job attracts diaper 
fetishists of all sorts, some of whom can't control themselves. There 
was this one guy, Dill who was caught jerking off into a diaper one day 
and was fired right on the spot. And I've also heard several other 
stories like that coming from there. I've done it too, but at least I 
have the privacy of the delivery van to relieve myself.

Luckily, Danny the delivery supervisor and I get along fairly well. I 
think he knows that some of his delivery men are also deviates, (he may 
even be 1 himself, who knows?) but it's almost impossible catching them 
at it because they're out on the road all day and as long as the work 
is getting done and no one's complaining, they don't care. One morning, 
I was doing an early delivery. The 8-9 AM drop-offs (along with 
Saturdays) are the best as you're more likely to see kids who have just 
gotten up for the day and a lot of them don't wear pajamas to bed and 
you get to see more. I didn't know anything about this family as they 
usually weren't home when I came around. The mother answered the door 
and let me in and as I was giving her the diapers, her 2 boys walked 
into the living room. The first was around 12 and his brother 10 and 
they both had nothing on except for a diaper and a pair of plastic 
pants. The plastic pants we use are almost transparent and I could see 
through them and the boy's diapers were soaked. They were both 
bedwetters and had just gotten up for the day and after seeing this, I 
had all I could do to stay under control. She paid me and I took the 
pail with their wet underwear back to the truck and then drove away. I 
was about 3 blocks from their house and turned into a park, stopped the 
engine and locked the doors on the van. There was a divider door 
between the cab and the back of the truck and I quickly closed it. I 
grabbed a diaper that was laying loose back there and started jerking 
off into it and lifted the cover of the pail I had just picked up and 
after a minute, shot off into it. I then tossed it into the pail. Later 
back at the laundry, I handed the pail to Helga and remember thinking I 
was glad she got stuck with cleaning those kid's wet pants, but then 
wondered what she might think if she knew what I had done. Now she had 
to clean up after me too! Screw her!

Some of the pickups and deliveries are really interesting. We have this 
one customer, Shirley Thomas with 5 kids, none of whom are yet fully 
toilet trained. They range in age from 1½ to 9 years and it's 
incredible how much laundry they generate every week. Thank God, 
they're keeping me employed! I stopped by there for a recent delivery 
one Saturday morning around 8:30 and the 9 year old answered the door. 
He apparently had just gotten up and was wearing just a T-shirt, a 
diaper and a pair of waterproof pants. He saw me standing there and 
yelled inside to his mother "Hey Mom, it's the diapers man" and while 
Shirley was coming to the door, I could see the other 4 kids sitting on 
the living room floor watching TV. There was another boy who looked 
around 7, two girls about 5 and 3, and an 18 month old baby boy 
toddling around the room. All of them were in diapers and pants. I 
couldn't believe it, 5 bedwetters in one family! Shirley had just 
gotten up (she was still in her robe) and had not yet changed any of 
them for the day. I was able to get a good look at the 5 year old girl 
and the 7 year boy and could see that their diapers were drenched. I 
bet the others were too! When she got to the door, I handed her 2 big 
bundles of clean cloth diapers along with 3 packages of waterproof 
pants and she gave me 2 pails filled with all of their wet (and in the 
case of the 18 month old, dirty) underwear. She then paid me and I told 
her I would be back again next week.

At another place, the Urlich family, there's only 1 kid, David. He's 11 
and according to our records, we've been delivering diapers there since 
the day he was born. I don't know how many thousands he's used across 
time, but he still pees his pants every night as the pail usually has 
7-10 wet diapers in it every week. We also supply them with rubber 
sheets. Bless his little heart!

The Leary family has 3 kids, 2 boys and 1 girl. I've been delivering 
diapers there for a long time, although the amount fell off sharply 5 
years ago. Some kids are easier to train than others. The oldest is one 
of the boys, around 10 and the diapers I deliver are too big for either 
of the other 2. He's a bedwetter for sure. He only uses 10 a week, but 
I bet he's still several years away from having dry sheets at night.

We also just sell some of them too. Usually, when we're asked for 
larger size diapers, the users are kids that still wet the bed. It's a 
good money maker for the company because you can't get buy diapers that 
size in the stores. A lot of the time, the parents prefer to wash the 
diapers themselves because our services get expensive after a while and 
disposables are even worse. Many times, we've done sales and a year or 
2 later, we're back selling them more to replace worn out items. Some 
kids are really hard to get dry at night.

The company used to have 7 daycare centers as customers, but most of 
them have switched to disposable diapers and the like. However, 
"Happytime Daycare Center" and 1 other have stayed with cloth, which is 
good for me (in numerous ways!) and they are on my delivery route, so 3 
times a week, I stop in there. Once, I dropped in right at changing 
time (10 AM) and got treated to a show of 12 kids of all ages getting 
their wet (and sometimes dirty) underwear changed. Fortunately, since I 
am "The Diaper Man", no one really cared that I was present and 
watching the situation. Although we can supply items in all sizes, some 
of the kids seemed like they were awful big to still be in diapers. One 
of them was probably 13 years old and the daycare attendants made him 
lie down on the floor to be changed. He was too large to fit on their 
table. I don't know why he wasn't in school. There were several others 
around the ages of 6 to 9 (I think 1 of them was retarded), but all had 
wet pants on. They did 1 right after the next, taking down their rubber 
pants, removing their wet diaper and then replacing it with a dry one. 
I pretended to be busy putting the items on the shelves, but was eyeing 
things very closely. The supervisor, a middle aged woman named Gert 
asked if I could wait just a few more minutes until they finished 
changing all the kids and it was my pleasure to comply! I really got my 
jollies watching the show. When I finally left, I had 4 full pails of 
wet diapers to carry out to the truck.

There is also the County Children's Home, which is our biggest 
customer, although they switched over to mostly disposables several 
years ago to cut costs. However, we sell several lines of those too and 
still supply them with some cloth and plastic items "of non-standard 
size" along with a very large number of rubber sheets. Judging by the 
amount of business we do with them, I think every bed in the place must 
have a rubber sheet on it, which is probably not a bad idea! There's 
around 40 kids of all ages who have been sent there for 1 reason or 
another. Some got in trouble with the law and others have been 
abandoned or abused and taken away from the parents. Apparently quite a 
few still wet their pants and/or beds, so much so, they get a volume 
discount from the company. I deliver 10 packages of GoodNites pants 
there every week. The company's also got several nursing homes along 
with a hospital as customers, but they aren't on my route. We have 4 
delivery guys who take care of all that and I'm sure they have lots of 
stories to tell too.

The pails we use are plastic and have locking covers and most of the 
time work pretty well keeping the smell under control, but once I had 
to do a pickup I thought was going to kill me. The family went on 
vacation and didn't tell us to come and get their stuff first. They had 
2 kids and the pail was full of wet pants and sat in their house for 2 
weeks when they finally called. There was a strong odor coming from the 
pail even with the cover on it and back in the truck, I briefly opened 
it. 2 seconds later, I slammed the lid back down. The smell was enough 
to curl your eyebrows. Back at the laundry, I was happy to hand it off 
to Harriet and thought "Here you bitch, you deserve this. Now it's your 
problem!"

More to come...