Baby Teenager

 

PART I

 

            It was the start of another day for Johnnie. Johnnie was in high school, but looked very young for his age. He was on summer vacation, and woke up to the crisp morning air. He felt damp though, and sure enough, he had wet his bed. This was quite unusual for Johnnie. He hadn’t done this for awhile. Just as he was getting out of his bed, his mom entered the room.

            “Oh my”, she said.

            “Mom…. I can explain…..,” cried Johnnie.

            “It is OK, sweetie, mommy loves you. Lets go get you cleaned up.”

Johnnie’s mom took him to the bathroom where she wanted to take off his clothes and gave him a bath.

            “Really mom….I can do it…I am 17!”

            “OK, Sweetie.”

            This pattern continued for several nights. Johnnie would wet, and his mom would take him to the bathroom. One morning, when Johnnie was outside playing, his mom called one of her friends and explained her dilemma. She told Johnnie’s mother to start babying Johnnie and that eventually this would stop his wetting. Johnnie’s mom figured she might as well give it a try and see what happened, after all, he wasn’t that far from getting babied already since she was her and her husbands only child. She told Johnnie that she would be going to the store and that the neighbors would watch him while she was gone.

            Johnnie’s mom then went to Babies-R-Us where she looked for the biggest crib, clothing, pacifiers, and bottles that she could find; however, there were no diapers in Johnnie’s size, so she went across the street to the drug store. There, she asked the clerk what he recommended for a 17 male. The clerk recommended that she buy a case of Attends small and a case of Attends medium diapers. He also thought she should buy some Pampers size 6 diapers.

            “Boy, I really wish that they made Pampers diapers for teenagers.”

            “You’re not alone in that,” said the clerk.

            With that, she returned home, a trunk full of things. Johnnie’s dad had taken Johnnie to get ice cream and eat a big dinner at a fancy restaurant. This would be a perfect opportunity for Johnnie’s mom to get everything set up.

            When Johnnie returned from dinner with his dad, his dad took Johnnie up to his room where his mom had set everything up. She was sitting down in a rocking chair waiting for Johnnie.

            “WOW!. . . I mean, what happened?” said Johnnie

            “Johnnie, as you know you have been wetting accidents as of late and we thought that this would be the best way for you to stop them. We think that there has been TOO MUCH STRESS in your life and we would like to help alleviate some of this by prolonging your childhood. After all, you will only be with us a little bit longer! If you do not agree, Johnnie, sooner or later you would be wetting in school in front of your friends. You would not like that, would you?”

            “No ma’am. I will do what you think is best.”

            “There’s a good lad,” said the father. “As a reward for being so good, what do you say to us taking a vacation soon?”

            “Really dad?”

            “Yep! I’ll start making reservations tonight to Disneyworld!”

            “WOW! I have always wanted to go there!”

            “ OK Johnnie, come over to Mommy and get up on the changing table!”

            Johnnie walked over to his mother and lay down on the changing table. His mother took off his shirt, then she pulled off his Dockers and underpants, which were actually damp. Johnnie had leaked in them during dinner.

            “Well, it looks like we are starting to diaper you just in time, little one!”

            His mother then took out a Pampers size 6 to see if it would fit Johnnie. She put baby powder, baby oil and lotion on his private areas and then put the diaper on Johnnie. It fit! Johnnie’s mother was thrilled! She then took out 2 Attends Medium diapers with 3 tapes and 3 Large Attends and taped Johnnie up. He was diapered so thickly he could not walk. His dad carried Johnnie over to his new crib where his favorite stuffed animals were waiting. Johnnie fit snugly in his new crib and was actually happy he had one as often times he rolled out of bed and awoke on the floor. His mom gave Johnnie a bottle full of Similac baby formula, and told Johnnie to drink it. She then turned off the lights and told Johnnie she would see him in the morning. Meanwhile his dad was already busy making reservations for their upcoming trip to Disneyworld!

 

PART II

 

            Johnnie woke up leaking. He thought that he had been put into diapers yesterday, but he was not sure. He checked and sure enough he was! As a matter of fact, his diaper was wet. He knew he was wet because the stripe on the outside diaper was blue and no longer yellow. The thick diaper held it. Johnnie was awake and his mother immediately entered the room.

            “Well, well. Does somebody need a change?”

            ”Yes, mommy.”

            His mom then took Johnnie over to his new changing table. She undid the diaper and discovered that Johnnie was very wet. She then took out some Attends Adult Diaper wipes that she bought from the store (in fact she bought a whole box of them!) and began to wipe Johnnie. He was then powdered and oiled with a fresh diaper on him. His mother decided to put on three Attends Mediums with a Pampers 6 on the outside to add protection. His mom then brought Johnnie over to his new highchair where he would be fed his first breakfast as a baby teenager. This breakfast consisted of 3 jars of baby squash and a mashed up breakfast burrito. Johnnie was full. He was then carried out to his car where a car seat was waiting. He was strapped in, but there was only one problem. He was just wearing diapers and nothing else. He asked his mom about this. His mom told him not to worry and gave him a pacifier to suck on.

            They soon arrived at their destination – The shopping mall. Luckily this mall was way out of town and there was no way that Johnnie would be recognized. As they arrived at the mall, his mom gave Johnnie a bottle of Apple Juice to drink. She then took out the stroller (which he still fit in) and put the cover over. Johnnie was given a blanket and put into his seat. They then entered the mall and the first stop was the overalls store. There, Johnnie’s mom tried some overalls on Johnnie. He ended up with three – all were blue. After that, they entered Babys r’ us. Here, there were sleepers, onesies, and all sorts of things for babies. His mother took Johnnie out of the cart and put a bonnet around his head. He was given a pacifier and told to be good for mommy. They then bought some onesies, some Luvs size 6 diapers, sleepers and bottles, pacifiers, food and toys. They filled up three carts worth of baby products. Johnnie was hungry and was ready to eat. They paid for their items and went to the Olive Garden Restaurant. They went to their table and the hostess got a high chair out of the back for Johnnie.

            “Gosh, I hope that this is big enough. Babies seem to be getting older and older these days.”

            “Yeah. It seems my little baby will never grow up!”     

            “He’s lucky. I wish that I didn’t”, commented the hostess.

            “Good afternoon and welcome to the Olive Garden. My name is Julia and I will be your waitress today. I see that you have a baby with you today. I would be more then happy to get him some Apple Juice. Can he eat solid foods?”

            “No, not really”, said Johnnie’s mother. “But don’t worry I brought food for him. As for me, I would like Spaghetti and Meatballs and an Iced Tea please.”

            “Certainly.”

            With that the waitress was off and Johnnie’s mother pulled out a sippy cup of Grape Juice, a bib and three jars of Baby Plums. She fed it to Johnnie and soon her own meal arrived.

            “How old is your baby if you do not mind me asking?” said the waitress.

            “Three,” said Johnnie’s mother.

            “He is so cute. What a perfect age. Still not potty trained?”

            “No. I figure when he is ready he will be ready.”

            “Yeah, kids are being trained later and later. I hear that they even have pull-up diapers for teenagers now.”
            “Yep. It is so wrong to add pressure to your child’s life. They are only a child once.”

            “I agree completely.”

            They finished their meal and drove home. In the car, Johnnie was given a bottle of baby formula and he dozed off to sleep.

            Little did baby Johnnie know that the whole day, Johnnie’s dad had been researching their trip to Disneyland.

 

PART III

 

            The preparation for the upcoming trip to Disneyland was continuing. Johnnie woke up the following morning with a soaked Pampers size 6 diaper. It was leaking. He started to cry because he didn’t like being wet. His mom and dad quickly rushed into the room.

            “What’s the matter, little one?” asked his dad.

            Johnnie just kept on crying. His mom lifted Johnnie out of his crib and onto the changing table. She got out some baby powder, oil, lotion, wipes and Destin. She lifted Johnnie’s legs up and took the wet diaper out from underneath him. She then rubbed J&J Baby oil and put a lot of powder on him. She also put a lot in the next diaper. This diaper was an Attends Medium diaper. It looked a lot like a baby diaper. Her mom then put a pacifier out of her pocket and put it in Johnnie’s pocket. She then carried him to the high chair where he was fed his breakfast of mushed up bananas. He was full afterwards. She then gave him his Pooh pacifier back, and carried him in just his diaper to the car. She buckled Johnnie in just his car seat. She then took out a warm bottle from the diaper bag full of Enfamil baby formula and gave it to the baby teenager. She put the full diaper bag in the car, and with that they were off.

            The car screeched to a halt, and they had arrived. They were at the barber shop. OK, baby, time for a haircut.

            “But mommy, I am just wearing a diaper. Every body will see me and make fun of me.”       

            “Don’t worry baby, mommy will protect you.”

            With that, his mom gave Johnnie a pacifier to suck on, because he had finished his bottle. Johnnie was unbuckled from his car seat and carried in to the barber shop. It was a shop specifically for kids.

            “Hi, welcome to Cute Cuts. My name is Bob. How old is your child?”

            “He is three. He just will need a cute little boy’s cut, please.”

            “Sure thing, what’s his name?”

            “Johnnie”

            “Alright Johnnie, have a seat up here.”

            “Oh, he can’t walk yet, but I will put him in the seat.”

            “Wow, three years old and can’t walk? I see that he is not potty trained either? Is there something wrong with him?”

            “No, he just isn’t ready to move on yet. He is still our little baby.”

            “OK. He looks a little old for three, though.”

            “Really?”

            “Yeah, he looks bigger to me.”
            With that, his mom put him in the seat. When Bob took out the scissors, Johnnie started to cry. Bob took out a lollipop and gave it to Johnnie.

            “Yea, I love this pacifier. Green is my favorite,” thought Johnnie.

            Before they knew it, the haircut was over. Johnnie look just like a baby with his haircut. They exited the barber shop. While Johnnie’s mom was putting him back in his car seat, she noticed that Johnnie had wet his diaper. She took out her diaper bag, and took an Attends diaper out of her bag. She untapped the messy diapers, and then proceeded to wipe Johnnie. Right as she was doing this, a bunch of kids walked by.

            They pointed and laughed at Johnnie.

            “Wow, he is old for diapers.”

            “What a baby.”

            “Look, he doesn’t have any pubic hair. I guess he is just a baby.”

            “Do you want me to diaper you kids” asked Johnnie’s mom.

            “No,” came the response in unison.

            “That’s what I thought. Now move it.”

            She then slid the new Attends under Johnnie’s bottom and gave him a bottle full of apple juice to drink. He fell asleep on the way home.

 

PART IV

 

            As soon as Johnnie arrived back home, he was placed into his crib with a warm bottle of formula. Meanwhile, his mommy and daddy were busy planning their upcoming vacation to Disney world. Johnnie’s dad was on the phone with Disney World.

            “Hi, I have a big baby and I was wondering what type of facilities you offer for babies.”

            “How old is he?”

            “Well, I would have to say he is about three.”

            “Is he potty trained?”

            ”No.”

            “OK, what I can offer are the following ideas to you. We offer diaper-changing facilities all around the Magic Kingdom and Epcot Center as well. Now, as far as what you can do with your baby in the evenings, when perhaps you want to have some time for fun yourself, if you know what I mean… We do provide nurseries through out the kingdom. Does this help?”

            “Certainly, thank you very much.”

            With that, 3 tickets were bought for their trip to Disney World!

            “Now all that we need is a hotel room and plane tickets,” exclaimed the father.

He logged onto the web, and went to www.united.com to book some plane tickets, since he had enough miles from all of his business trips for free tickets in first class! It took him no time to book the tickets at all, and soon they were well on their way!

            The next step was to book a hotel room. He found a suite and requested a crib for the room right in the park. It was just about then that Johnnie woke up. He started screaming. His crib was wet. Both parents came rushing in with a bottle in hand.

            “I guess his Attends leaked,” said his mom.

            With that, his dad picked Johnnie up and placed him onto the changing table. He took off the soaked Attends and placed it in the diaper pail. He then slid 4 Attends small diapers under Johnnies butt and taped them up. He then picked Johnnie up and put him back into his crib. Johnnie was getting heavier, thought his dad.

 

PART V

 

            Johnnie enjoyed another night of relative comfort in his thick diapers. He wasn’t even leaking. It was about 9:00 that morning when Johnnie’s mom came into his room to get him ready for today’s set of errands.

            “Wow Johnnie, I had forgotten how time consuming having a baby can be.”

Johnnies’ mom picked him up, and brought him over to the bathtub. She laid him on the floor, and filled up the tub and put all of the toys in it. She then undid his diaper, and placed him into the tub. She got out a washcloth, and washed everywhere. Meanwhile, Johnnie was busy playing with his toys. His mom then went over to the changing table, and got a Pampers size 6, and 2 Attends. She then came back into the room, where Johnnie was having a ball playing with his rubber ducky. She put baby shampoo in his hair. He had been all washed up, and was carried out of the bathtub. His mom then placed him on the bed, with a changing pad put underneath him. It was then that the phone rang.

            “Hello?” inquired Johnnies mom.

“Hi, this is Bob from work, I need you to come in right away. It is an emergency.”

            “What happened, Bob?”

“Just get in here now.”

            Oh dear, what am I going to do with Johnnie, thought his mom. His dad is already at work. It was then that she had the idea to call a babysitter. She looked in the yellow pages quickly and called a babysitting service called “we’ll be there in 30 minutes or less, or we bring a free bag of diapers.” This would work, she thought. She placed a new Pampers size 6 on Johnnie, and placed him in his crib. She then explained to him that he would be having a babysitter for a while. Johnnie started to cry, so his mom brought him a bottle from the microwave.

            “Now, now, Johnnie, mommy will be back. Do not worry. She just has to go to worky worky for a little bit, ok baby?” That (and the bottle) quieted Johnnie down.

            It was then that the doorbell rang. Hi, my name is Jane. I am with the babysitting service.

“Wow, you guys really are fast”, commented his mom.

            “We pride ourselves in that ma’am.”

With that, Johnnie’s mom closed the door and showed Jane around the house. She showed him where his crib was, his bottles, his food, his diapers, playpens, etc.

            “Don’t worry about a thing, miss, I’ll take real good care of Johnnie here.”

“Bye Johnnie. Remember mommy loves you.”

            Johnnie started to cry as he heard his mom’s car start.

“Where is she going?,” he thought. “I love my mommy.”

            It was then that Johnnie felt himself being lifted up by his babysitter Jane. He was given a bottle, full of milk, and laid in his crib.

Jane, meanwhile, went downstairs to watch some T.V. She then ordered a pizza, and a 2-litter bottle of Coca-Cola. She relaxed and fell asleep on the couch. Johnnie too, after he had finished his warm bottle of milk fell asleep. There was one problem though, he wet thoroughly. He hadn’t been changed since the morning and he was only in a Pampers size 6.

            It seemed like Jane had only fallen asleep when the doorbell rang. It was the pizza. She paid for it, and tipped the driver extra for his prompt service. The pizza was warm, and the bottle of coke was cold. She decided that she would put it all on hold and go and check on Johnnie. Johnnie had awaken and realized that he was leaking. He started to cry just as Jane entered the room.

            “There, there little Johnnie”, said Jane. “You will be OK! Shush!”

But, Johnnie continued crying. It was then that Johnnie was picked up out of his crib and given a pacifier. He was then placed on the changing table. She got out an Attends diaper, and placed it under Johnnie. She then untaped the leaky Pampers baby diaper and wiped Johnnie with baby wipes. He was all cleaned up and the Attends diaper was tightly taped on Johnnie. Johnnie was then picked up and carried downstairs, where he was placed in his highchair, and given a full sippy cup of grape juice to drink.

            It was then that his mom called….

 

PART VI

 

            “How is everything going? I am just so worried about my Johnnie.”

            “Do not worry about a thing, ma’am. Your ‘baby’ is fine”, said the babysitter.

            ”Oh, thank God. Have you seen the news?”

            “No”, said the babysitter.

            “It is horrible. They are saying thousands of children have been captured”

            “God help us.”

            “I will be home around 5PM,” said Johnnie’s mom.

            With that, the babysitter hung up the phone. She went back over to Johnnie, who had just finished his bottle of juice in his high chair, and was ready for some food. Jane had heated up some baby food for Johnnie. This lunch consisted of 3 jars of Gerber prunes, as well as some crushed-up Wheaties. Jane fed the food to Johnnie, who was soon very full. He was finished, and was immediately carried from his highchair upstairs to his crib, where he was given a full bottle of milk to drink before his afternoon nap.

            “Boy, all of that food sure made me tired,” thought Johnnie.

Johnnie finished his bottle, and wet his diaper. He couldn’t sleep, so he started to cry for his babysitter Jane. She came in and picked Johnnie up from his crib, and placed him on the changing table. She removed his wet Attends diaper, and wiped him with Attends Diaper Wipes. She powdered and put baby oil on him, and took out 3 Attends diapers, and 3 Luvs size 6 diapers, and 3 Diaper Doublers. She put these all on Johnnie. He could not even close his legs he was so thickly diapered.

            “There squirt that should hold you for awhile.” She then tickled Johnnie and he started to laugh. She picked him up, and carried him to his playpen. He played with his toys. He had a lot of them. Jane turned on the TV. It was Sesame Street. Johnnie loved this show! Jane, meanwhile, took out her book called, “Desecration”, and started to read it. Johnnie was playing with a ball in his playpen, when he messed his diapers. It was loud, and kept on coming.

            “Ewww…. This is gross”, thought Johnnie.

            “Did somebody go poopy?” asked Jane.

            Johnnie started to cry.

            “Well, there is no sense in wasting all of those diapers that I just put you in just because you went poopy, now is there? We’ll just keep those on you for a while.”

            Johnnie soon tired of playing with his toys and fell asleep in his playpen. Jane stopped reading her book, and carried him to his crib. Johnnie was given a full bottle of warm baby formula to drink, and he quickly fell asleep. He was very tired. It soon became 5:00PM, and his dad was coming home. He drove home unaware that his wife had hired a babysitter for the day. When he walked into the house and didn’t see anybody home he was a little alarmed, concerning the day’s events.

            “God, please let them be OK,” he thought.

            He found out the situation soon enough. He paid the babysitter, and thanked Jane for keeping the baby safe. He took Baby Johnnie up to his room to get his diaper changed. As he was carrying up, he could feel Johnnie wetting his thick diapers.

            “Boy, it’s sure a good thing that Jane put you in these thick diapers. She really knows what she is doing,” commented his dad.

            It was just then that Johnnies mom came home.

            “Thank God you are all safe. I was so, so worried,” said Johnnies mom. “Are we still going to go to Disneyworld?”

            “You bet we are!” exclaimed the father.

            Johnnie could not wait.

 

PART VII

 

            It was the night before the big trip was to begin. Johnnie was so excited; he was like a little boy on the night before his big trip to Disney world. Wait a minute; he was a little boy on the night before his big trip to Disney world! He was carried over to his changing table where his diapers were untapped. He was then carried naked to the bathtub. He was put into the warm water with his toys. His mom got a rag and started to clean Johnnie all over. She then got the baby shampoo out while Johnnie was playing with his favorite bath toy, his rubber ducky. She rubbed the baby shampoo in Johnnies hair. She then let Johnnie play in the bathtub for a while his mom watched TV.

½ HOUR LATER….

            “Johnnie, are you ready to come out of the tub now?”

Johnnie nodded his head. His mom then picked him up out of the tub, and dried off the baby. She then carried Johnnie over to the changing table. She took out a Pampers size 6, and a Attends medium, and a diaper doubler, and put these on Johnnie. She lifted up his legs, and slid the diaper under Johnnie. She then put lots of baby powder, and oil on Johnnies bottom. She then tightly taped up the diapers, and told Baby Johnnie to get some rest, because he would have a big day ahead of him tomorrow!

            Johnnies mom then started packing for the trip tomorrow! (She always was one of those last minute packers)! She made sure to pack a suitcase of just the baby stuff for Johnnie. She packed lots of formula, lots of bottles. She then packed a case of Attends, as one of the luggage items. She also packed all of his sleepers, and onesies in another suitcase, as well as his powder, and oil for his diapers. She then went and packed her and her husbands items. After that, she called a taxi, to pick them up at 5:00AM. They had a 8AM flight. It was going to be a long day tomorrow, Johnnies mom thought, she was sure Johnnie would be cranky after such a long day. At the same time, she couldn’t get to sleep.

            “Honey, I can’t sleep,” exclaimed her husband.

“Me either.”

            They were too excited. Tomorrow was the big day!

 

PART VIII

 

5AM…

 

            Ding, ding. It was the sound of the taxi driver ringing the doorbell at Johnnie’s house. The family was all ready to go. They had been for a while, because they were too excited to sleep anyway. Today was the big day! Today, they were going to Disney world!

            The taxi driver picked up Johnnies suitcase first. It was the heaviest. It had everything that Baby Johnnie would need for the trip. It had his clothing, bottles, pacifiers, lotions, powders, oils, and LOTS of diapers! Next, the rest of the suitcases were picked up. Johnnie’s dad’s was the lightest, after all, what do men really take, anyway? The suitcases were put in the taxi, and each person had their daypack with them. In Johnnie’s case, it was a diaper bag! In addition, Johnnies car seat was taken out of the family car, and fastened into the seat. Next, Johnnie was placed into the taxi. His dad sat up front, and his mom sat in the back with Johnnie to keep him company. Johnnie was buckled tightly into the car seat, and they were off!

            The taxi trip was a short ten minutes to the airport. Johnnie, who was groggy due to the early hour, was given a bottle since he had not had one yet. His mom placed it into his mouth and let him suck on it. Just as he finished the bottle, they arrived at the airport.

            “Ok folks, you’re at the airport, baby and all,” he said as he chuckled.

Johnnie’s mom and dad laughed too as the suitcases were taken out of the car. Johnnies mom meanwhile unbuckled Johnnie from his car seat. Then, it was off to the checkout line. It looked like it would be a 45 minute wait to get to the counter. Johnnie fell asleep in his stroller in line.

 

45 MINUTES LATER….

 

            “Hi, my name is Suzanne. Thanks for flying United Airlines today, and sorry for the wait.”

            “Oh, its understandable after all that has happened recently.”

            “Do you have your tickets with you?”

            Johnnie’s mom handed Suzanne the tickets, and let her check them in.

            “You have the cutest baby. Listen, I want to apologize for your wait. Let us make it up to you by putting all three of you in first class, because there is extra room on your flight!”

            “WOW! I will certainly fly this airline again soon, you have won my vote! Thanks again, Suzanne!”

            With that, the Johnnies mom and dad wheeled the sleeping Johnnie to the gate. First though, they had to pass through security. Johnnies diaper bag was passed through first, and then opened up on the following side.

            “Wow, you certainly are prepared in here,” commented the screener.

After that, she zipped up his diaper bag, and they were off to their gate. It would be about another forty-five minute wait before boarding began.

            “At this time, we would like to begin boarding for all families traveling with small children, and those needing extra help getting aboard today’s aircraft,” the voice on the loudspeaker said. Johnnie’s dad picked Johnnie up out of his stroller, and carried him onboard the aircraft. Johnnie’s mom took out one of his bottles full of milk, and fed it to Johnnie. As she was doing that, she and her husband were served a pre-flight beverage of their choice, because they were sitting in first-class. Johnnie meanwhile had gulped down the whole bottle. He sat up, and looked out the window. As the plane took-off, he started to cry. He was scared. His mom quickly pulled a pacifier out of the bag, and stuffed it in Johnnies mouth. This helped to calm him down. The plane had lifted off, and they were on their way to Disney world...

 

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