I removed all my hair so I was baby smooth, then I diapered myself with 
four Attends. I stuff the first one with 5 cups of sticky rice so my 
big baby Pampers were super loaded. I put baby prints around my waist 
and clear duct tape the whole waist several times so I couldn't get the 
diapers off with out cutting them off. I then put my bib on with my big 
baby nipple pacifier attached with a cord to the bib, and filled a 
bottle. I packed a bag with my bootees, bottle then I put on loose 
pants and shirt and went out.

At the time I lived downtown San Diego,.It was a weekday and it was 
late night. I walked around for a time until I came to a dark street. I 
took off my pants and shirt and replaced my shoes with my baby bootees. 
I stuffed the bag with my clothes in a bush. I then started waddling 
down the street sucking on my bottle. Not too many people noticed me 
but this one car with teen or young adults had seen me. I heard then 
yell to the driver, “Go around, go around! You won't believe what we 
just seen! A bald big baby boy wearing only a bib, bootees, and a 
loaded big baby Pampers!”

I got really scared and tried to run as fast as my thickly loaded 
diapered butt would let me run, which I couldn’t run in, just waddle 
very fast away. I could hear them over on the next block yelling, “Hey, 
baby! Did you escape from a nursery school? We'll take you back so you 
can get your loaded diaper changed! Or did you escape from a mental 
ward? We'll take you there!” I had ducked down an alley which they kept 
on missing. They kept on shouting, “You better stand still so we can 
find you, or we will call the police and tell them there is a mental 
patient loose!” I got really scared and hid out in the dark. I could 
hear them yell down the street looking for me, Every time they passed 
someone they asked if they had seen a big baby wearing only a bib and a 
loaded diaper. I was able to give them the slip and found my bag with 
my clothes. I quickly changed and made back to my apartment, safe and 
sound.

Baby Dehner